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Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 4:58:42 PM
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ChoirDJ
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Okay we all have heard them so lets share them...and we couldn't even imagine using one of them in our wildest dreams!
1. When God made you, he was showing off.
2. Did it hurt? When you fell out of Heaven?
3. Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
(sorry, HAD to fix the grammar)
< Message edited by mutinywxgirl -- 7/1/2008 11:08:47 PM >
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 5:33:17 PM
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If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 5:49:24 PM
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shemaromans
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Do fries go with that shake?
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 5:53:30 PM
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Tinkerbell_
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I lost my phone number....can I have yours?
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 5:59:18 PM
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shemaromans
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Are your eyes diamonds 'cause they sure do sparkle.
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 6:05:20 PM
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"You must be from Al-Qaeda, cuz you are the bomb."
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 9:57:53 PM
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David_D
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Hand her a bottle of Gatorade and when she asks why, say "Because you must be tired! You've been running through my mind all day!"
Never fails! Honest!
*coughs*
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/1/2008 10:01:43 PM
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PrincessButtercup
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Hand her a restaurant sugar and say, "you lost your nametag."
Are you a ticket? Because you are fine.
Are you an artist? Because you draw my attention.
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You know that I have from the start
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/2/2008 12:25:28 AM
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DreadPirateRandy
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quote:
ORIGINAL: cammo2006
That is so horrendously BAD it isn't funny.
Seriously.
I know you laughed.
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/2/2008 11:04:31 AM
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If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put U an I next to each other.
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RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/3/2008 2:11:03 PM
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ChoirDJ
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quote:
ORIGINAL: GrapeApe
"You must be from Al-Qaeda, cuz you are the bomb."
GrapeApe...Sorry bud but I'd have to agree with the other poster who felt this one was a bit out in left field especially due to the current situation in that part of the world.
Ju-Ju...now that's just too funny (LOL). I think you took the cake with that one.
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RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/3/2008 8:40:31 PM
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BJinWA
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years ago, when i was young in hot i got this one---baby, it's you, it's me, it's here, it's now, it's love, wow
frat boy, did get a giggle from me though
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RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/4/2008 12:15:01 AM
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J3jamie
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"Can I borrow your phone number?" I replied "Only if you give it back" LOL
The all time worse one was a guy trying to kiss me who said:
"Come on, your sister did"
(That never, never works gentlemen!)
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RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/4/2008 10:35:48 AM
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quote:
ORIGINAL: J3jamie
"Can I borrow your phone number?" I replied "Only if you give it back" LOL
The all time worse one was a guy trying to kiss me who said:
"Come on, your sister did"
(That never, never works gentlemen!)
OMGOSH, ROTFLMHO!!!!!!!!
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RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/7/2008 6:07:34 PM
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makarizo
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you woulda had to've been there, and seen the context, but the corniest pick up line I personally have ever used is:
"sweetheart you are aces in my deck"
she cracked up and followed me out.
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RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... - 7/23/2008 8:15:06 AM
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One I have hearded and have tryed one time and got a smile was...
You have something that belongs to me..
And she asked me what?
I told her it was one of my ribs.
She then thought about it and then got it and just smiled and walked away
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It made me laugh.
glad to amuse ya ((( snickle, snickle )))
