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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/28/2007 10:32:24 AM   
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(I once saw a movie about that, but this person had a mark on their left behind).

And you are watching movies that show off peoples' left behinds? That's just not right.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/28/2007 6:32:15 PM   
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Only if you try to make bunion rings out of them.




Is it okay to put them on top of green bean casseroles?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/28/2007 8:58:56 PM   
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Are bunions the Mark of the Beast?
Only if they are on sesame seed buns.
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And if so, is it a sin to remove them?
Only if you try to make bunion rings out of them.



Or use toe jam on them.

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And you are watching movies that show off peoples' left behinds? That's just not right.


To be right they would have to have a movie showing their right behinds.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/28/2007 9:23:50 PM   
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Only if you try to make bunion rings out of them.




Is it okay to put them on top of green bean casseroles?


Well, that would be a sin because we all know that green beans are sinful. One cannot cover up sin. It must be exposed to the light.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 8:08:34 AM   
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What do expect when they choose a name that is so close to the anti-Christ --> SpongeBob Squarepants?

Spongebob is not the antichrist.

But, like Barney, he works for him.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 1:24:47 PM   
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Only if you try to make bunion rings out of them.




Is it okay to put them on top of green bean casseroles?


Well, that would be a sin because we all know that green beans are sinful. One cannot cover up sin. It must be exposed to the light.


Someone should have told my mother that you cannot boil the sin out of green beans .

If a vegetable is sinful, boiling it for a month and a half will not remove it.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 1:45:37 PM   
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If a vegetable is sinful, boiling it for a month and a half will not remove it.


Would boiling a repentant sinner for a month and a half...well, never mind.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 2:40:57 PM   
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 3:44:29 PM   
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That makes me think of another topic. What ways can we purify sinners? Bake at 450? Stun gun? Maybe a type of fumigant?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 7:39:09 PM   
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...Spongebob is not the antichrist.

I don't know, Dave. I went to Revelation 13 and the description is pretty close (emphasis mine):

"And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. He had ten belt loops and a big head, and a ridiculous name. The beast I saw resembled a piece of swiss cheese, but had feet like those of a little school child and a mouth like that of a stupid circus clown. The Nicktoons Network gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. On almost every episode, the head of the beast seems to have a fatal wound, but the fatal wound always gets healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast. Children and immature adults worshiped Nicktoons Network because they had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, "Who is like the beast? Who can be against him and not for him?"


Hmmm...I'm scared now. Have I taken the mark of the beast?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 10:25:53 PM   
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wow, that is scary!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 11:10:04 PM   
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...One cannot cover up sin. It must be exposed to the light.


Like the mark on the Left Behind that Gary was talking about?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/29/2007 11:12:48 PM   
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I just noticed, Kath's avatar has a mark on it's Left Behind.

It must be the antichrist's horse.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/30/2007 12:02:32 AM   
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It's a zorse! Here's a link to the story I thought it was pretty cool.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/30/2007 2:49:14 PM   
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I think you're right Kerrlaw. And as Kath said, it's called a zorse which starts with a "Z". The pagan god Zeus' name ALSO starts with a "Z". Coincidence? I think not!

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/30/2007 7:22:07 PM   
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The sanctified animal would be a "hebra"

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/2/2007 9:12:59 AM   
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wow, I thought that was a Photoshop special! Just shows that God has a sense of humor.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/2/2007 7:15:50 PM   
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The sanctified animal would be a "hebra"


I don't think it'd be possible to sanctify such an animal, would it?

Deuteronomy
10Do not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together.

Goodness, if it's wrong just to yoke two different animals together, how much worse must it be if they've been combined into one!?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/3/2007 1:05:15 AM   
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...Goodness, if it's wrong just to yoke two different animals together, how much worse must it be if they've been combined into one!?

Do we have to bring marriage into this? I was having fun.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/3/2007 9:36:41 AM   
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wow, I thought that was a Photoshop special! Just shows that God has a sense of humor.
Oh there are a few examples of God's sense of humor. The girraffe... looks like a horse with a LOOONG neck. The duck billed platypus. I can see God after making that one. "Let's see their scientific minds try to figure this one out!"

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/5/2007 10:47:44 AM   
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Home & Garden:

Is it true the annual cost for Windex and Bounty paper towels for the Crystal Cathedral is $1,894,032.56?

Couldn't they save $1,074,110.65 a year if they just used old newspapers and vinegar?

And with the money they save they could support their local chapter of 'Stone Throwers Anonymous'. (By the way, I've been thinking about starting a chapter here in these forums).


Mod: When I started this thread, I flipped through the titles to see what folder to put it in and saw there is already a 'windows' thread started in Home & Garden. But I think this is so important that it deserves it's own thread, perhaps even a 'one-stop-thread'. Talk to Fritz about that please. He doesn't return my emails.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/5/2007 11:33:02 AM   
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/6/2007 10:49:32 AM   
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Is it true the annual cost for Windex and Bounty paper towels for the Crystal Cathedral is $1,894,032.56?




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Couldn't they save $1,074,110.65 a year if they just used old newspapers and vinegar?






SpongeBlog, please, please tell me that isn't a true article!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/6/2007 5:16:14 PM   
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What is the Biblically correct way to log in here. Which portal is the most spiritual

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 7/6/2007 5:59:24 PM   
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Anything that I do is the more spiritual choice, so I would suggest that y'all log in the same way I do.

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