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Samait -> RE: Buying Groceries? (3/23/2007 1:24:59 PM)
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LOL This thread has had me laughing the whole time...wait, that isn't a sin, right???!!!! [:D]
Ok...here'w what I'm thinking...If you buy your groceries while wearing white, you might become messy because someone might spill something on you and being slovenly is a sin, right? So you must wear black to avoid that, but that is a color of darkness, so we're out of luck there. Ok....Buying your groceries is ok because you are giving and receiving, both of which appear to be ok when they are insynch, but since I think the grapes are overpriced, that makes the store a sinner and then we'd be convorting with sinners....oh my...this will really help with my diet because i have determined that:
1. I must remain naked because no color is without sin
2. I must starve because i stink at growing a garden and can no longer shop for groceries
3. Since being naked in public is against the law and therefore can't be done, I don't have to worry about gasoline!
WHEW! Problem solved! ...except....if i'm naked, i guess i'd be sinning cause my pc that i post from is near a window..........[:o]
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