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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 9:33:41 PM   
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Keep typing with sticky fingers. To get the stickiness off the keys, put Elmer's Glue on your fingers, and immediately start typing.


I need a cheap way to get from Texas to California. What is the best way to travel?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 9:35:41 PM   
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In a a car from 1957

Should I go to my Dentist?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 9:38:19 PM   
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No, there is no need. Just let your teeth drop out when they decay. It's not that big of a deal to be toothless. You can always get dentures.


What do I do if I cannot pay my bills?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 9:54:50 PM   
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flirt excessively with the bill collector, no matter how bald he is.

I'm picking on my dad a lot. Should I stop in order to keep from hurting his feelings?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 9:56:58 PM   
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Nah keep on tesing him.

What should I make for dinner?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 10:19:04 PM   
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Something chocolate for every course.

I'm going to sell some stuff at a garage sale Saturday; how can I make sure it goes well?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 10:34:08 PM   
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Tell everone that if they don't buy something that you will tel all thier embarassing secrets.

What should I buy for Mother's Day?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 11:12:51 PM   
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a big bird costume. Moms love stuff like that.

I messed up on a background I was doing and I don't know how to fix it. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 5:38:37 AM   
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I take it you mean on the computer? If so, just smash your computer. That will take care of the problem.


My co-worker gave me six pictures of her baby; I only wanted one. What do I do with the other five?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 12:08:21 PM   
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throw them away in her trash can. If it was on your computer, then just email them back telling her that they were terrible and you have no use for them.

I have allergies. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 12:09:53 PM   
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get a job mowing lawns for the summer.

I need something to do while waiting for work at my job. what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 12:25:24 PM   
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play on the forums. Who needs to work, anyhow?

My printer won't work and there isn't anything to break it with. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 5:07:16 PM   
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Just pick the whole thing up and throw it our a window.

My daughter won't clean her room. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 9:35:33 PM   
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Tell her that you love her and that she does not need to clean the room. It'll just get messy again within a few hours. And you should give her some money too. Especially since you did not pay her for babysitting those monsters this morning, DAD!!!!

I bowled awful tonight. Should I be depressed?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 9:46:54 PM   
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No. Do like I do, proudly boast of your average of 39.

My dd wants a stereo, phone, computer and widescreen tv in her room so that she doesn't have to spend time with the family. Should we get these things for her?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 9:52:24 PM   
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Of course you should to top it off give he a seperate entrance, her own bathrom and leet her eat in her room.

I do my volunteer work tomarrow. I give tour to student at ou local aqaurium. What shold I tell them?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 9:59:50 PM   
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That all tours have been canceled because sharks are on the loose.

Wanted to become a Super Member before May. I had to make a new goal of when to finally make my 2500th post. Any ideas on how to get the next 50 or 60 posts done quickly so that I'll finally be a Super Member/
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 10:10:47 PM   
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Stay up 24/7 and never leave the computer even to eat, drink, use the bathroom, go anywhere, do chore, go to church, talke to anyone...

My mother is sick hoe shoul I treat her?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 10:36:59 PM   
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Send her some black balloons or a bouquet of poison ivy..... that should make her feel better in no time.

I'm very sleepy, it's getting late, everyone has gone to bed, I have to get up in the morning to go to work. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2007 11:45:23 PM   
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Get everyone up, fix some popcorn, and watch movies all night long.

We have a long-haired dog. How can we keep her hair looking good?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/11/2007 3:30:44 AM   
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Chop of all it's fur/hair

Should I stay-up all night?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/11/2007 12:06:35 PM   
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No, go to bed and stay there for the next 72 hours.

I have an overdue DVD from the library. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/11/2007 1:15:17 PM   
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keep it - no one gets dvds from the library anyhow. and the workers there are probably too bored to notice that's it's late.

I've got a watch my little sis this afternoon. how do I keep us occupied without going to blows?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/11/2007 1:30:29 PM   
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Have her watch anything she wnts on television.

Shuold I eat breakfast?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/11/2007 1:57:21 PM   
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Absolutely! You know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Since it's so important, you should have more than one. I'd say about five will be enough. Make sure you get in at least a thousand calories per breakfast.

How can I motivate my kids to actually do their schoolwork and stop whispering and giggling?

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