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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/13/2008 10:41:11 PM
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Carleejoan
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You could be the main diaper changer or toilet cleaner.
I hope to be helper with new immigrants that our church plans to outreach. Will I understand what they are saying?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/14/2008 8:30:36 AM
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Consecrated2God
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It doesn't matter what they say. They are probably asking where the bathrooms are. So whenever they say something you don't understand, just show them where the restrooms are.
I'm hungry and the girls are taking too long making breakfast. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/14/2008 8:39:29 AM
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Kerrlaw
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The bathroom is right down the hall.
How can I get the coffee stains out of my metal travel mug?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/14/2008 8:51:36 AM
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Consecrated2God
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Lol! Well, the bathroom is down the hall. I'd go swish your mug around in the toilet and see if it helps.
My three-year-old wets the bed. How can I train him to stop doing that?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/15/2008 12:07:02 AM
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Carleejoan
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Have him come and sleep with you and maybe he'll stop when you scream out with "cold" feeling underneath you!
It's been too windy here to do yardwork. I wonder if what I can do to make this place look alive again?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/15/2008 9:00:13 PM
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Carleejoan
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Go to your local animal shelter and trade your cat in for an iquana. No furballs there.
My head is achey and my nose is stuffed with the windy weather we've been having. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/16/2008 7:09:15 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Take a long cold shower and lay under the high speed ceiling fan for an hour.
I have to get up unusually early tomorrow. Any ideas that would help?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 12:10:58 AM
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Carleejoan
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Just eat a lot of chocolate coated coffee beans drink several espressos and then you don't have to go to sleep as you'll be up all night!.
My hallway in my house is filled with stuff that I don't know what to do with. It's a lot of my daughter's things. What should I do?
I'm glad you're valuing your husband Kerlaw1 as you never know how long they'll be around. I know from experience. Once they're gone, they're gone.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 7:26:29 AM
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Consecrated2God
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Kerrlaw has a husband?  Wow, does your wife know about that, Kerrlaw? 
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My hallway in my house is filled with stuff that I don't know what to do with. It's a lot of my daughter's things. What should I do?
If she puts them in the hallway, it's obviously because she does not want them anymore. I suggest you sell them on Ebay.
I've been asked to teach a recorder class, and I don't know how to play the recorder. What should I tell the lady who asked me?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 8:00:46 AM
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Carleejoan
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Tell her you'll fake it and go ahead and do it anyway.
What to do with the ugly willow tree that keeps dropping branches and a dead large branch is laying in my neighbour's driveway?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 11:22:23 AM
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decorate it like a Christmas tree. Be sure to use a lot of lights and glass ornaments: they make the ground spakle when they fall and break.
Jesus give Carleejoan lots of hugs and comfort!
What can I do to stop coughing? the stuff from the drug store doesn't work.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 1:26:15 PM
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Start smoking.
I'm hungry but I haven't eaten breakfast. What should I eat?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 2:44:33 PM
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Carleejoan
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Eat some dry macaroni. Put some dry cheese on top and chow down.
It's very windy outside today. Do you think I should do my impression of the "flying nun?"
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 2:53:16 PM
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Sure, but be sure that you don't have on a dress!
I'm sleepy. Do you think I ought to just take a nap at my desk?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 2:56:45 PM
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DenimDiva
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Yes- if the boss asks you while you're sleeping on the job, just explain that you are multi-tasking.
I'm thirsty after eating the meal that Carlee suggested. What should I drink?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 3:00:27 PM
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Milk goes good with cheese!!!! Make that hot milk!
My feet hurt from my new shoes, but I've got to go out to dinner after work today. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 5:28:50 PM
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Cancel the whole thing or reschedule another dinner appointment or go and take them off while seated at your table there! After all no one can see your feet underneath the table.
The weather is so ambivalent right now, it's neither cold nor hot that I don't know how to dress to adjust?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/17/2008 8:24:39 PM
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still4gvn
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Go to Laodicia. They had a problem with the hot or cold thing also and could suggest something.
When the dandylions are mowed, they pop up in five min. How can we intimidate them?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/18/2008 12:28:43 PM
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Carleejoan
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Tell the dandelions that you'll make them into wine if they don't watch it.
What do I do with my Jeep that has module failing and is sitting at the dealer as it's still on warranty. Should I trade it in on a Toyota or Nissan after the joyous experience it's given me? It's 2007 Wrangler model.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/18/2008 7:29:48 PM
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Carleejoan
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Go to the motorcycle shop and get motorcycle seats. Then it could be like a motorcyle type honda except without the air!
What if I can't find a donkey. I know where they are but what if the city won't let me ride in the city limits?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/19/2008 2:05:56 PM
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Consecrated2God
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Heap some burning coals on his head. That's biblical, you know.
I have a big event planned for tomorrow. How can I make sure I don't forget anything?
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