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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/29/2008 5:10:36 PM   
BelovedHandMaiden


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Go outside and blow the fuzzies off of all your dandelions into the neighbor's yard.


I need a career change; can't afford college; what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/29/2008 11:41:51 PM   
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You could find a multi level marketing sales outfit and pressure all your family and friends into paying up so you could move up higher in the pyramid.




I need to find a career too. What should that be?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/30/2008 12:31:22 PM   
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Set up an 'advice' booth at local fairs and shopping centers. You've gotten plenty of practice here.
You can charge $10 for good advice and $5 for bad advice. Or maybe make it the other way around: people never follow good advice anyway.

I'm retired, but would like to earn a little cash for extras. What can I do from home?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/30/2008 6:33:13 PM   
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You could advertise in your local paper "anything for a buck." I'm sure you'll get lots of calls. Then maybe you'll need an answering service to screen the calls! LOL


Anyway, I'm not retired but should return to work. I'm moving up in age though like to 50 this fall. How can make them think I'm much younger?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/31/2008 9:58:47 AM   
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Get a bunch of facial and body piercings and tattoos.

There are two cats who don't even live here and they keep fighting in our yard. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/31/2008 11:55:21 AM   
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feed and pamper them so they have nothing to fight about. Maybe they are bored. You could plant catnip and go out there with yarn and cat toys and play with them.

I don't like my swim suits, but shouldn't get new ones since they really aren't worn out at all. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/31/2008 12:11:51 PM   
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Wear them anyway with smiles on your face convincing everyone that you can fake it till you make it and while doing your best by wearing a big straw hat, and big necklace and earrings that would make you look like a movie star Diva.

I am bored with my cold too independent cat who keeps fleeing each time I chase after her. Only likes me when I put food in her plate. How can I make my cutie kitty respond to my affection?

< Message edited by Cloak -- 6/1/2008 9:10:54 AM >


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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/31/2008 12:40:53 PM   
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Butter your face with ground up canned salmon and see if your cat comes then.



I need to wash floors today. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/31/2008 12:43:28 PM   
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Get a dog - they'll usually clean the floors and the cat box for you.

I need to get motivated to get off the computer. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/31/2008 12:45:02 PM   
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Go get your Bible out. Seek God and pray.




I do too!!!!
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/1/2008 9:10:29 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Carleejoan

Butter your face with ground up canned salmon and see if your cat comes then.



I need to wash floors today. What should I do?



This is Hilarious. It really made me crack up. Thanks hon!!!

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/1/2008 10:45:32 PM   
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Hey anytime I can cause a smile on someone's face I am truly satisfied!! LOL I need to laugh as our life has been a challenge.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/2/2008 12:09:41 PM   
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"Get a dog they'll ....clean up the cat box" ugh gross. that's why I stick to cats.

It's my son's wedding anniversary today. What can I get them on a very limited budget?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/2/2008 3:34:19 PM   
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go to the Micky D's drive thru and get them each 2 things of their choice.

i have a headache...what should i do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/2/2008 8:56:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Carleejoan

Hey anytime I can cause a smile on someone's face I am truly satisfied!! LOL I need to laugh as our life has been a challenge.



Ditto, Awesome philosophy to which I abide. Bless you hon!!!

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/2/2008 8:58:56 PM   
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Play on the music as much as you can and fill your mind with all sorts of stinky stuff till your brain explodes. Only then, you will be able to Unwind and experience the Peace of the Lord.


I am a very fast-paced person and need to slow down, how can I achieve that?

< Message edited by Cloak -- 6/3/2008 10:03:20 AM >


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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/2/2008 9:07:11 PM   
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Get a dog - they'll usually clean the floors and the cat box for you.



Wow, I didn't know that dogs do that. I love dogs and wish I could have one who gets along with kitty. Thanks for the tip!

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/2/2008 11:52:45 PM   
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Get a big dog like a boxer or a german shepherd. They usually enjoy kitties. Ha for dinner maybe.....


How do I get motivated to dig up the quack grass in my very hardened clay flower bed?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/3/2008 12:24:23 PM   
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Get a dog- he'll dig up your flower beds and your neighbor's flower beds too!

I don't have a dog, what can I do about that?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/3/2008 2:48:33 PM   
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Tame a coyote. They eat everything and are very smart. We have lots of them around here. They ate all the snakes and rabbits in the woods and are going after the local cats and dogs. Just give your address: we'll ship as many as you like, they all just had puppies.

My husband was invited to join the rotary. Is that one of the men's groups where they take an oath and wear weird costumes? What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/3/2008 7:59:41 PM   
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Tell him not to take any oaths but he can wear the funny getups any time he wants. Just as long as he's not with you!! LOL


My dog needs another hair cut. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/4/2008 3:21:47 PM   
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My grandkids love to play with scissors and dogs. Send him over.

dh wants to eat beef everyday and I'm bored cooking and eating it. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/4/2008 7:19:57 PM   
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Buy pork, chicken and fish and season it with beef boulion. He'll never know the difference.



I need to cook supper. I have meatballs already made. What should I make?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/4/2008 7:21:48 PM   
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Tuna casserole- goes great with meatballs.

The coyote I got is eating the my sister's cats. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 6/5/2008 10:06:53 AM   
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Call the SPCA and have them capture the coyote. Then train the coyote to do tricks.


It looks like it might rain. Should I mow the grass?
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