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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/16/2008 11:05:59 PM
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Annie64
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The media is there and pictures of your husband's green hair get on the news and millions of people see it. The ecology booth gets lots of publicity, but now your husband is a celebrity and can't go anywhere without people saying, "Hey, there goes the guy that had the green hair!"
I wish there were no wars and no bullies in schools.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/18/2008 3:05:20 PM
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car2ner
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(((poof))) we could be neighbors then because my idea of a yard is one full of trees. When you drive down the street you tell folks, "when you see the mailbox, turn there". I had a yard like that once.
I wish someone would cook dinner for me tonight. Got away with going out for chinese yesterday.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/18/2008 4:33:47 PM
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March7
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(same here!!)
Poof...Cinderella comes and does it all for you, but then her little mice friends leaving their little calling cards all over the house.
I wish I'd have a chance to get going on painting my poor daughter's room (been waiting two years).
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/19/2008 1:12:41 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! You finally get around to painting your daughter's room. You think it looks great. But after two years, she's changed her mind about what color she wants it to be. She hates it.
I wish I could sleep. This is my first of my regular 3 nights off, and my body wants to be up all night like when I'm at work.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/19/2008 2:23:08 AM
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still4gvn
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poof...you look at your avy and make believe he got a friend and there's 2 sheep, then another joins them and there's 3,4, 5 ... zzzzzzzzzz
if that doesn't work, watch the Olympics.
It's 11:30 pm and I'm having ice cream. I wish that was a healthy snack.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/19/2008 12:44:39 PM
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car2ner
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(((poof))) easy, you now have Ben and Jerry's low fat frozen yogurt...eat up, but that was your limit of sugar for the day. Only brocolli for the rest of the day.
I wish I had a transporter beam so I could visit good friends and family without hours of driving.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/19/2008 2:58:38 PM
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still4gvn
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poof....there you go. Oh Scotty the transporter is malfunctioning and Car2ner's atoms are spread all over the Delta Quadrant. How long to fix it? Scotty - it needs to be fixed in half that time, she has a dinner engagement.
I wish I was young, beautiful and rich and Kittycat didn't shed so much.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/21/2008 9:19:18 AM
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car2ner
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(((poof))) freaky Thursday... you are a young and beautiful and rich cat who sheds. Go rub up against your cat who is now human and not shedding... and wondering how to put clothes on.
anti-wish...don't tell Disney, they might try to make a movie out of this. They did it with a dog once or twice.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/21/2008 12:41:43 PM
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still4gvn
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LOL. It's going to take dh a while to get used to the change, but I've often thought it'd be nice if people had fur. Purrrr
poof......Instead, Disney decides to make a movie about a cartoonist photographer logo maker who turns into a griffin.
This cat food isn't too bad actually, but I wish I had a mocha and someone would brush me.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/21/2008 9:52:10 PM
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Carleejoan
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****poof**** He's got a direct flight but it's to the Arctic coast!!!
I wish I had something to wish for. I'm pretty content right now!! LOL
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/21/2008 11:38:01 PM
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Annie64
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POOF! Carleejoan is now brushing Still4gvn, who has just had mocha and won't stay still due to the caffeine. And since she's so new to being a cat, she hasn't quite figured out how to velvet her paws. Now Carleejoan has something to wish for.
I wish that when I get a raise a month from now, it would be a big one.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/21/2008 11:44:46 PM
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still4gvn
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poof......you get double your salary. But then they put you on the day shift so now there are bosses and bustle and it's hard to play games on CW.
I with Carleejoan would brush my tummy and rub my ears. Then I'd like some tuna. Hope when I babysit the kids don't pull my tail.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/22/2008 12:58:06 PM
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car2ner
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(((poof))) you got an almost perfect score.. the parents are all High Fiving ya and the kids are moping. Now you'll have to take them out to eat junk food to sooth their bruised egos.
I wish I could go dancing tonight. With this Faye storm blowing through, have to enjoy myself indoors.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/22/2008 4:09:02 PM
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still4gvn
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poof....you put on music and dance with your honey. The electric goes off, but then you hum and dance to candlelight and drink champagne. Oops - the roof blew off. That's ok, you dance under an umbrella.
I wish I could go swimming, but don't want to get my fur wet.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/23/2008 8:18:11 AM
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car2ner
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(poof) well, there we all are, floating around but without any way to steer... <<bumP>>> drat, knocked another framed picture off of the wall. Can anyone get down there and pick it up? EEEK, yuck, cat hair in my face...splutter splutter... grabbing a door frame so I can watch the fun of everyone else bumping around like pinballs.
I wish I could put a video of this on the net.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/23/2008 11:32:52 AM
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still4gvn
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LOL. sounds like fun. I've often had dreams that I'm flying or floating - but last night I dreamt I was cleaning a sink.
poof....we're on youtube - in the comedy section, and neighbors are giving you guys funny looks. Of course, no one recognizes me bc I'm a cat.
wish I was human again bc we need groceries and I don't look like the pic on my card.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/24/2008 1:30:53 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! You're now human again and your cat is back to being a cat. But now your cat is mad because she was just starting to enjoy being human and didn't want to change back.
I wish I hadn't had to leave to come to work tonight while our friends were still visiting at my house.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/24/2008 1:42:18 AM
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rgod
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POOF! Your boss calls you while you are en route and tells you that she doesn't need you to come in after all. So you make a u-turn and head back home. However, when you return you find a note. The house is still and quiet. Worried, you open it with trembling hands only to find the following note:
"Honey,
You'll never believe what happened. We've been called by Publisher's Clearing House. They've randomly selected eight of us to go on an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii. The only stipulation is that we must leave tonight. Since there are eight of us, and we know that you are working, we have decided to go on this once in a lifetime trip. The kids are at my parent's house. I'll send you a postcard!
Aloha
XOXO"
I wish that I could win a gold medal for the 100 meter dash in the Olympics in Beijing.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/24/2008 4:17:08 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! You win the gold metal. All the other race participants are at least 80 years old.
I wish I could say things very well and nobody ever disagreed with me.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 8/24/2008 9:40:41 AM
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NOTE: The following is a story of a ruined wish and it is a little long. If you would prefer to skip it, just go to the end - the wish is down there - so that we can continue the thread.
POOF. You've been granted a silver tongue and no one ever disagrees with you. In fact they believe everything that you say and you become a self-help guru. Within months you become an A-List celebrity. Your credibility extends to the written word and you write best selling books. You become very good friends with Oprah, to the joy of many, but to the ire of Gayle. Soon, having become filled with arrogance by your new-found success, you often make the statement "I am bigger than God."
During a press conference, a woman silently holds a large sign that says "Pride goeth before a fall." You eye her ratty mud-colored oversized sweater and limp blonde hair as you chuckle and say off-handledly "Look lady, you should mind your own business. People like you shouldn't be allowed to walk the streets. Get her out of here!" The woman and her sign becomes big news and is splashed across newspapers and television screens all over the world. A week later you turn on CNN. She is shown standing amidst an angry mob outside of her son's elementary school. The people scream "You shouldn't be allowed to walk the streets! Mind your business lady!" You watch as she clutches her son protectively and you take note of her tear streaked face and panicked expression. Your heart warms at your fans devotion. With satisfaction you turn off the television and continue to read a script that your agent sent you. It is for the movie "Athens." In it you play the goddess Diana.
That weekend on your way to the meeting with the director of the film, you hear that the woman with the sign was brutally beaten and has suffered irreperable damage. She will never walk again. Remorseful, you send flowers and make arrangements to pay for the hospital bill. You tell everyone who will listen that you are heartbroken but she should have known better than to attack you, after all it was quite rude and disruptive. Everyone agrees with you and you are named the Time magazine's person of the year for your generous heart. Meanwhile the critics and audiences alike love you as "Diana". You are nominated for and win many awards.
Several months later, you find yourself on a yacht, sailing with Evan, a very wealthy and handsome admirer. You sit on the deck leafing through a magazine that features an article about you. As you turn the page, you see a large picture of the woman with the sign. Annoyed at the sight of "Pride goeth before the fall" once again, you cross the deck and
pitch the magazine over the deck into the rough waters. You hear footsteps behind you, then you turn, to see Evan who is gorgeous but slightly drunk.
"I was just watching your movie" he said, his voice slightly slurred. "You didn't just play the role of Diana, you BECAME Diana"
You laugh with fake modesty and flutter your eyelashes.
Evan moves with surprising swiftness closer to you. "You really are a goddess." He takes you in his muscled arms closing the distance between you in an instant. Suddenly you feel uneasy, but you brush the feeling aside. He is so handsome, so complimentary, so very ... perfect. You deserve someone like this.
"I just want to let you know that I believe everything that you say." As he wraps his arms around you more tightly you sigh deeply. Lost in the moment, you suddenly feel yourself being lifted high above the deck and over the waters below. Confused you twist your body this way and that. Before you can make sense of what is happening, you feel the splash of the ice cold water. You scream, but the current clutches you, threatening to drag you under. Your cries are muffled by the motor of the yacht and go unheard. Evan watches you struggle, his eyes shining in the moonlight. After many long moments, your struggles cease and you dissappear into the black cold water.
Matter of factly, Evan returns below board and settles in front a movie he had previously paused. It is Athens, the movie for which you won the academy award. In it, you as "Diana", sit on your throne, beautiful, regal, haughty. Pushing play on his remote control, tears fill his eyes as you speak your line. "But my foolish dear ... do you not know that I am God and you are a mere man? Death has no sway over me. Go ahead, I give you permission to try to wound me - try to kill me if you wish. But know that this ... Death shall not hold me." At those words, Evan smiles. "Yes," he says to the empty room "I believe you - I will see you again." He then carefully rewinds the movie to the beginning of the clip and pushes play once again.
Sorry - that was a long way to go for this game, but I was a little bored and this little story popped into my head. So ... let's resume this thread.
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Hope he had a good trip. 
(Does that make me weird that I actually like the night shift?) 
