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raspberry331 -> Game - Ruin A Wish (10/10/2007 8:12:33 PM)

I saw this on another board and thought it was hilarious ...

State something you wish for (ie, I wish for a new 12 gauge shotgun). Then the person who posts after you grants that wish (ie, POOF - You are granted your new 12 gauge shotgun...) but ruins it by giving a negative consequence or negative effect (ie, ...but it's the 3500 Model Super Soaker and only shoots water).

After that statement, the person posting should post her own wish. I'll start. I wish I had a shiny new red convertable



L5MAN -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/12/2007 12:14:06 PM)

POOF...You are granted your shiny new red convertable...

...but it's a Match Box car

I wish I had more time with my family.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/12/2007 2:28:23 PM)

But then you'd be unemployed.

I wish I had more money.



L5MAN -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/12/2007 3:56:24 PM)

POOF...Your wish is granted!

But..'mo money, 'mo problems


I wish I had a new mouse for my computer.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/13/2007 1:01:56 AM)

POOF, you have a new mouse for your computer, but...

the new mouse isn't compatible, and you already threw the old one out, so now you have no working mouse for your computer.

I wish I could control the weather!



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/13/2007 9:11:10 PM)

*poof* Granted.

Your very own copy of Sim City, with detailed instructions on weather control.


I wish I had a million bucks.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/13/2007 9:21:15 PM)

Poof! You got your million bucks!

...although where you're going to pasture them and how you're going to feed them is up to you. [8D]

I wish I had a new house.



BabyBray -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/13/2007 11:05:26 PM)

*POOF!* You have a new house.

..... but it's a doll house and you're too big to fit in it (although your toys avatars probably could) [;)]

I wish I knew how to play my guitar!



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/13/2007 11:37:07 PM)

*Poof* Granted.

but, you will forget how each time you actually touch it.

I wish I was at the beach.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 1:30:26 AM)

POOF! The beach has come to you! Your living room is now filled with sand!

I wish my house was clean.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 1:50:12 AM)

*Poof* Granted.
Compliments of a gang of thieves that cleaned out everything that wasn't nailed down.

I wish I had the Bible memorized.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 9:14:28 AM)

*Poof* Granted!

Too bad it's in a remote tribal language neither you nor anyone near you understands.

I wish I had a cat.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 4:06:40 PM)

*Poof* Granted.

One hungry lion comming right up! I hope you weren't too attached to the rest of your pets.

I wish I had more time for hobbies.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 4:19:11 PM)

*poof*

All the time you need since you no longer have a job.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.



BabyBray -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 5:28:03 PM)

*Poof* Granted!

You have ice cream but too bad that it has already melted even before you could take the first bite.

I wish I had a claddaugh ring!



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 6:19:36 PM)

*Poof* Granted.

Too bad it came off a finger found in your front yard. And not even from anyone you knew, so there is no sentimental value.


I wish I knew everything.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 10:50:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Okami

*Poof* Granted.

Too bad it came off a finger found in your front yard. And not even from anyone you knew, so there is no sentimental value.


I wish I knew everything.
*POOF* You now know everything. Bad thing is, nobody believes that you know everything so now you just look like a rambling idiot.[;)]



I wish I owned my own business.



BabyBray -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 11:10:32 PM)

*POOF* Granted!

You own your own business but now you are out of $$$ and you are in debt because you used all your money and took out a loan to start up your business and you are not getting reimbursed any.

I wish...."I wish the day/ the day you went away/ never happened, Baby/"
Okay, seriously....... I wish that I could read my pet's mind so that I could know what she wants & needs.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/14/2007 11:36:07 PM)

*Poof* Granted.

But, it's a shame that your pet doesn't speak your language. The only parts you do recognize, while she is looking your way, are things that people usually shout at eachother in traffic.


I wish people would see things my way.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 12:35:30 AM)

**Poof** Now everyone sees things your way, and these forums have been closed down due to lack of interesting discussions.

I wish I went to the perfect church.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 1:03:43 AM)

*poof* granted.

Your church is built perfectly. However, the people in it are a different story.


I wish I was famous.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 1:22:31 AM)

*Poof* You are now famous.

Enjoy the paparazzi tracking your every move.

I wish I had a new laptop computer.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 2:16:08 AM)

*poof* Granted

It's brand spanking new, but the style however, is an old 80's mainframe, with straps to keep it on your lap.


I wish I could walk on the clouds.



car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 6:23:40 AM)

*poof* Granted

But the clouds are on the ground as fog so thick you can't see the neighbor's mailbox until you bump into it.

I wish I could zap my way back and forth from work to avoid traffic.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 10:12:06 AM)

*poof* Granted. Car2ner has a zapper, and accidentally gets electrocuted.

I wish the sun was shining.



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