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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/11/2008 11:23:19 PM   
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Lioness I just knew I had a photo for you. They have a Lion's Habitat at the MGM Grand. I tried my best to get a shot of one of the lions but having to shoot through the dirty glass (the kions liked to licked the glass) they did not turn out.

You are SO sweet to think of me like that! When I saw the picture of the MGM lion, I was all "WOW! THAT would make a great lawn ornament for me!"


Do you lick glass?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/11/2008 11:33:42 PM   
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Depends on what was in it and how badly I want the very last drop.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/11/2008 11:35:35 PM   
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Depends on what was in it and how badly I want the very last drop.
ROTFLOL! Good visual!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 1:03:51 PM   
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Just a big ole hi to everyone. Happy Monday. It sure is nice to get back where the insanity is controled.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 1:59:43 PM   
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Howdy Sam and welcome back.


I TRIED to make 'em behave, but you know that's like trying to whistle into a hurricane.



Oh, ignore the stains on my shirt and pants. You can be sure it came from one of the unruly kids.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 2:22:06 PM   
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I meant to tell y'all earlier while I was in Vegas I ran into a lot of "street people". They all had their little signs that said "Hungry will work for Food" etc. One night I was on a crossover (bridge over the strip) and saw one sitting along the edge with a coffee can between his feet. I walked over and dropped a couple of bucks in the can. When I rejoined my group they were all shocked. They said they had watched me pass at least two dozen of them and I never gave them anything. Why did I give this one money.

I replied he was the only honest one I saw. His sign read "Won't Lie. I want a beer".

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 2:25:06 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 2:30:21 PM   
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I would have spotted him a buck or two also.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 2:30:31 PM   
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I meant to tell y'all earlier while I was in Vegas I ran into a lot of "street people". They all had their little signs that said "Hungry will work for Food" etc. One night I was on a crossover (bridge over the strip) and saw one sitting along the edge with a coffee can between his feet. I walked over and dropped a couple of bucks in the can. When I rejoined my group they were all shocked. They said they had watched me pass at least two dozen of them and I never gave them anything. Why did I give this one money.

I replied he was the only honest one I saw. His sign read "Won't Lie. I want a beer".

ROTFLOL!
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 2:52:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

I meant to tell y'all earlier while I was in Vegas I ran into a lot of "street people". They all had their little signs that said "Hungry will work for Food" etc. One night I was on a crossover (bridge over the strip) and saw one sitting along the edge with a coffee can between his feet. I walked over and dropped a couple of bucks in the can. When I rejoined my group they were all shocked. They said they had watched me pass at least two dozen of them and I never gave them anything. Why did I give this one money.

I replied he was the only honest one I saw. His sign read "Won't Lie. I want a beer".

HA!!!! I LOVE it!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 2:53:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

I meant to tell y'all earlier while I was in Vegas I ran into a lot of "street people". They all had their little signs that said "Hungry will work for Food" etc. One night I was on a crossover (bridge over the strip) and saw one sitting along the edge with a coffee can between his feet. I walked over and dropped a couple of bucks in the can. When I rejoined my group they were all shocked. They said they had watched me pass at least two dozen of them and I never gave them anything. Why did I give this one money.

I replied he was the only honest one I saw. His sign read "Won't Lie. I want a beer".
LOL!
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:02:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

I meant to tell y'all earlier while I was in Vegas I ran into a lot of "street people". They all had their little signs that said "Hungry will work for Food" etc. One night I was on a crossover (bridge over the strip) and saw one sitting along the edge with a coffee can between his feet. I walked over and dropped a couple of bucks in the can. When I rejoined my group they were all shocked. They said they had watched me pass at least two dozen of them and I never gave them anything. Why did I give this one money.

I replied he was the only honest one I saw. His sign read "Won't Lie. I want a beer".


That just goes to show...honesty is the best policy

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:17:06 PM   
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Just a big ole hi to everyone. Happy Monday. It sure is nice to get back where the insanity is controled.


I'm confused. Aren't you glad to be back be back with us where the insanity isn't controlled?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:21:29 PM   
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Just a big ole hi to everyone. Happy Monday. It sure is nice to get back where the insanity is controled.


I'm confused. Aren't you glad to be back be back with us where the insanity isn't controlled?


After 5 days in Vegas believe me this is controlled. At least I know the nuts on here.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:24:38 PM   
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Heya Qt....I justed wanted to ask what kinda bullet do you have in yer pocket? ...I'm a havin quite the hankerin to have a "talk" with a certain person who hurt the GirlChild's feelings

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:25:22 PM   
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**phosy makes a note to never visit Vegas**

Well, we nuts are glad to have you back!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:28:05 PM   
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Another Vegas moment. We had to cross two overhead crosswalks to get across the Strip and back to our hotel. One night we were approaching the second crosswalk when I noticed a group of similarly dressed young men down the hill. Close to the escalator was another group of young men also dressed in similar clothes. I over heard one make the comment "I don't know what to do" his companion said "just shut up and stay close to me". All of my nerves went into overtime. I quickly ushered my group onto an elevator and told them to get into the hotel quickly we were about to be in the middle of something nasty. They all thought I was crazy. Then, they watched the nightly news. One of the young men had been chased into Sunset Park where he was stabbed several times. He managed to stumble into the street before dying. The next night there was a retaliatory shooting where another young man was killed in the same park.

My group decided they would listen to my intuitions.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:29:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

Another Vegas moment. We had to cross two overhead crosswalks to get across the Strip and back to our hotel. One night we were approaching the second crosswalk when I noticed a group of similarly dressed young men down the hill. Close to the escalator was another group of young men also dressed in similar clothes. I over heard one make the comment "I don't know what to do" his companion said "just shut up and stay close to me". All of my nerves went into overtime. I quickly ushered my group onto an elevator and told them to get into the hotel quickly we were about to be in the middle of something nasty. They all thought I was crazy. Then, they watched the nightly news. One of the young men had been chased into Sunset Park where he was stabbed several times. He managed to stumble into the street before dying. The next night there was a retaliatory shooting where another young man was killed in the same park.

My group decided they would listen to my intuitions.




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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:30:05 PM   
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Heya Qt....I justed wanted to ask what kinda bullet do you have in yer pocket? ...I'm a havin quite the hankerin to have a "talk" with a certain person who hurt the GirlChild's feelings


WWH2 I am like an old outlaw. I have several. Would you prefer .38, .357, .40, .45 or 9mm. THose are just the hand guns.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:32:59 PM   
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Well......I have the .38's the .40's, .45's and the 9's covered...I'm thinkin the .357 will knock me on my butt and totally blow the mission I just figured we could all head up to see that lady and pool the ammo as to not look too suspicious



edited because I can't spell

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:38:57 PM   
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Another Vegas moment. We had to cross two overhead crosswalks to get across the Strip and back to our hotel. One night we were approaching the second crosswalk when I noticed a group of similarly dressed young men down the hill. Close to the escalator was another group of young men also dressed in similar clothes. I over heard one make the comment "I don't know what to do" his companion said "just shut up and stay close to me". All of my nerves went into overtime. I quickly ushered my group onto an elevator and told them to get into the hotel quickly we were about to be in the middle of something nasty. They all thought I was crazy. Then, they watched the nightly news. One of the young men had been chased into Sunset Park where he was stabbed several times. He managed to stumble into the street before dying. The next night there was a retaliatory shooting where another young man was killed in the same park.

My group decided they would listen to my intuitions.
Oh Sam!

Crazy or not (because I think that about you quite often), I would listen to anything you told me to do in a situation like that . . . afterall, that's what YOU've been trained for.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:45:31 PM   
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Another Vegas moment. We had to cross two overhead crosswalks to get across the Strip and back to our hotel. One night we were approaching the second crosswalk when I noticed a group of similarly dressed young men down the hill. Close to the escalator was another group of young men also dressed in similar clothes. I over heard one make the comment "I don't know what to do" his companion said "just shut up and stay close to me". All of my nerves went into overtime. I quickly ushered my group onto an elevator and told them to get into the hotel quickly we were about to be in the middle of something nasty. They all thought I was crazy. Then, they watched the nightly news. One of the young men had been chased into Sunset Park where he was stabbed several times. He managed to stumble into the street before dying. The next night there was a retaliatory shooting where another young man was killed in the same park.

My group decided they would listen to my intuitions.

That reminds me of my favorite episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Ray was razzing Robert about how easy it must be to ride around all night. Robert asked Ray if he wanted to do a citizen's ride-along that night. Ray finally agreed and the the night was fairly quiet, except for Ray's sting of jibes at Robert. While they were stopped for the dinner break, an armed man came in to rob the restaurant (not noticing Robert). Ray hid under the table as Robert made his way near the perp and captured him.

Ray suddenly had a new respect for his brother and some unexpected humility about himself.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:46:00 PM   
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**phosy adds to her list of reasons she has no desire to visit Vegas**

My 8th grade Algebra teacher quit teacher to become a police officer in Vegas. I guess when you deal with junior highers all day long, the change wouldn't be so hard...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 3:49:33 PM   
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That reminds me of my favorite episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Ray was razzing Robert about how easy it must be to ride around all night. Robert asked Ray if he wanted to do a citizen's ride-along that night. Ray finally agreed and the the night was fairly quiet, except for Ray's sting of jibes at Robert. While they were stopped for the dinner break, an armed man came in to rob the restaurant (not noticing Robert). Ray hid under the table as Robert made his way near the perp and captured him.

Ray suddenly had a new respect for his brother and some unexpected humility about himself.



I don't remember that episode, but I'll never forget when Robert got chased and gored by that bull....

And ride alongs are very eye opening. My first one they said was a quiet night (it was exciting to me, but then I sit in front of a computer all day). The second one was....

not...

I will admit that when we got to run a red light with lights ablaze as we rushed to the 911 strong arm robbery call, I... umm.... was enjoying myself...

The dead body call was a different story....

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/12/2008 5:09:26 PM   
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Hey, Sam, I have to tell you, along with enjoying your pictures so much, I was just a teensy bit envious at the way they were so nicely displayed! And then I saw that it was photobucket! And I have photobucket too, so I figured that "slideshow" must have been a very recent enhancement. Sho 'nuff, it was.

Neat thing is, it's called a slideshow, but there really isn't any movement to it, so it's not dizzying. And it takes the whole album, it's not limited to just "so many" pictures. It's quite nice.

Now, I have a question. I know I've done it before, but I've completely forgotten how to get a link into my signature. I thought I knew how and completely messed it up. (That's why there's nothing there now.)

Help! Somebody?


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