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everythingat -> Favorite movie quotes? (4/20/2008 10:17:57 PM)

What's your favorite movie quotes? I have many, but a few have been at the front of my mind...

From Say Anything: "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." As well as..."Joe lies...when he cries."

Then from Waiting for Guffman: "Kids don't like eating lunch at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox...they're a lot happier."

There's always a lot of great quotes from Christopher Guest movies though...



amyk -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/20/2008 10:54:33 PM)

I like two from It's a Wonderful Life:

1) "Why do we have to have all these kids anyway?"
2) "To my big brother George, the richest man in town."



hawknelsonismyfriend -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/20/2008 10:58:47 PM)

It's so dang hot... Milk was a bad choice!

I love lamp.

Where'd you get your clothes? from the TOILET STORE!

You're so wise, you're like a mini buhdda.

You pooped in the refrigerator!? and... ate the whole wheel of cheese!? I'm not even mad... thats amazing!

Hey Brick whered you get that hand grenade? I dont know.

You stay classy San Diego.

and pretty much every quote from Anchorman, Elf, and Nap Dynamite.



shadowspring -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/21/2008 4:59:35 PM)

From the Princess Bride: "Life IS pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." [;)]



bryan24 -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/21/2008 8:04:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hawknelsonismyfriend

It's so dang hot... Milk was a bad choice!

I love lamp.

Where'd you get your clothes? from the TOILET STORE!

You're so wise, you're like a mini buhdda.

You pooped in the refrigerator!? and... ate the whole wheel of cheese!? I'm not even mad... thats amazing!

Hey Brick whered you get that hand grenade? I dont know.

You stay classy San Diego.

and pretty much every quote from Anchorman, Elf, and Nap Dynamite.


Brick: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.



TomTurn -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/21/2008 10:37:27 PM)

"What we have here is, failure to communicate"

"I've been to one World Fair, a picnic and a rodeo and that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

"A gun is a tool, Marian. No better, no worse than any other tool. An axe, a shovel, or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that "



hawknelsonismyfriend -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/21/2008 11:41:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bryan24

quote:

ORIGINAL: hawknelsonismyfriend

It's so dang hot... Milk was a bad choice!

I love lamp.

Where'd you get your clothes? from the TOILET STORE!

You're so wise, you're like a mini buhdda.

You pooped in the refrigerator!? and... ate the whole wheel of cheese!? I'm not even mad... thats amazing!

Hey Brick whered you get that hand grenade? I dont know.

You stay classy San Diego.

and pretty much every quote from Anchorman, Elf, and Nap Dynamite.


Brick: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.


you should lay low for awhile cuz ur probably wanted for murder.



rgsoundguy -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/22/2008 3:29:16 PM)

"Anybody here seen Richie? I'm gonna keep comin' bact 'till someone remembers seein' Richie!" Segal in Out for Justice

In my signature, "So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applaus." Star Wars Episode III.

"What do you mean I'm funny? Am I clown? Do I amuse you?" Good Fellows

"Don't be jealous because I was chatting on line with babes all day." Kip, Napoleon Dynamite.



rgsoundguy -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/22/2008 3:36:47 PM)

"What are you doin'?"
"Thinkin'!"
"Well why don't you think me up a cup of coffee and one of them jelly dougnuts with the sprinkles!" Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.

"At least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
"There's nothing wrong with that name."
"There WAS nothing wrong with it, until I was 15 years old, and that no talent ___ clown became famous and started winning grammys."
"Why don't you just go by Mike?"
"Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!" Office Space



TomTurn -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/22/2008 4:00:27 PM)

Have a bunch from Blazzing Saddles but many I cannot post here.

"Now who can argue with that?"



rabstark -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/22/2008 5:23:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TomTurn

Have a bunch from Blazzing Saddles but many I cannot post here.

"Now who can argue with that?"

From Men In Black


Jay: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.



rockitd -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/22/2008 6:49:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: shadowspring

From the Princess Bride: "Life IS pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." [;)]

My favorite movie for one-liners:

"Inconceivable!"
"That word...I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Liar!Liar!"
"Shut up you, witch!"
"I'm not a witch I'm your wife...but I'm not sure I want to be that anymore!"

"Wub...that blessed event that bwings us togewa today....and wub, twu wub will fowow you foewa...."

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya...you kill my father...prepare to die!"



45degreeN -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/23/2008 10:54:28 AM)

From Contact

Scientist: you cant prove God exists
Preacher: can you prove you loved your father?



amyk -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/23/2008 11:49:50 PM)

I think there is a funny quote from the Princess Bride that goes something like this: "Why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice in it?"

Does anyone else know that quote?



bford64 -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/24/2008 5:10:09 AM)

Badges. We don't need no stinkin BADGES!



Calea37 -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/24/2008 8:02:18 AM)

Caddyshack

"'Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I have that going for me; which is nice!"



Tinkerbell_ -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/24/2008 8:49:44 AM)

Gloria the Hippo: Okay, let's make a good impression on the people. Big smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.
Gloria the Hippo: Is that the best you can do?
Melman the Giraffe: Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
Gloria the Hippo: Okay, well, great. Let's make gas look good.

Prince Edward: Have you any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!

Prince Edward: Once we return to Andalasia, Narissa, I will tell the entire kingdom of what you've done and will overthrow you!
Queen Narissa: Take away my crown? Edward, aren't you being a little melodramatic?
Prince Edward: I don't know what "melodramatic" means... but you'll be removed.

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anakin Skywalker: I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan. The Jedi turned against me; don't you turn against me?
Padmé: Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow!

AAAAAASSSSSSS YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUU WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(and more but I actually have to do some work today...*giggle*)



Biblefreak -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/24/2008 9:11:44 AM)

Pilot: "I have the power to release you or the power to comdem you."


Jesus: "You have no power over me."



The Passion of the Christ



1love1God1way -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/24/2008 4:20:59 PM)

Some quotes from my all time favorite movie, Donnie Darko:

Dr. Lilian Thurman: If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.

Gretchen: Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

Donnie: [reading poem in class] A storm is coming, Frank says / A storm that will swallow the children / And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain / I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps / And send the monsters back to the underground / I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them / Except for me / Because I am Donnie Darko.

Donnie: [in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Dr. Lilian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.



brothertodd -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/26/2008 4:37:46 PM)

along with that...

(about a hat) Looks like something you get free with a bowl of soup (Judge Schnells walks in wearing one)...but it looks good on you though



ConstantReader -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/26/2008 9:13:10 PM)

"The way I see it, you're in charge of two things...Jack and ****. And Jack just left town."

Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness



uncabeeil -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/28/2008 2:19:14 PM)

From Casablanca:
"Of all the gin joints in the world she has to walk into mine".
"We'll always have Paris."
"The major's been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
"You Know, Louie, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship."

From The Blues Brothers:
"Lots of space in this mall."
"We're on a mission from God."

From My Blue Heaven:
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be in this aisle. You could melt all this stuff."
"It's the shoes, they're tragic!"

More Princess Bride:
"Why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?"
"He's only mostly dead."
Fezzig: I'm on the brute squad. Miracle Max: You are the brute squad.

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."
"I'll get you, my pretty. And you little dog, too!"
"My how people come and go here."
"There's no place like home..."



Abschlusszahlung -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/29/2008 3:55:47 PM)

" 'Candide'... here, wipe your bottom on this."



SuspenseWriter -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/29/2008 4:41:37 PM)

Secondhand Lions: "I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"

Full Metal Jacket (Crazy Earl): "These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."

Citizen Kane: "Rosebud..."



iluvatar -> RE: Favorite movie quotes? (4/29/2008 8:31:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rgsoundguy

"At least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
"There's nothing wrong with that name."
"There WAS nothing wrong with it, until I was 15 years old, and that no talent ___ clown became famous and started winning grammys."
"Why don't you just go by Mike?"
"Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!" Office Space


Office Space is a great source of quotes (see my sig).

The all-time greatest, though, is Full Metal Jacket. Most of it, however, is not appropriate for this message board.

-Dan.



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