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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:31:03 AM   
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My entire blouse was mis-buttoned by two buttons all the way up.

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........ oh my goodness!!!! I'm laughin' soooooooooo hard!!!!!!!!


lololol!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Oh.... you sweet thang!!!!

Bless your heart!!!


That's even better than having toilet paper stuck on my shoe!!!

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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:34:34 AM   
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LOL!!!

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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:38:23 AM   
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BTW, You bring up something that I have occasionally wondered about.

HOW exactly does a person get toilet paper stuck on their shoe?

Given the proximity of where shoes normally reside on a person's body versus where toilet paper is normally used on a person's body . . . just what kind of acrobatic exercises are y'all doing in the bathroom anyway????


. . . . and WHY???


Just curious; that's all.


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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:41:18 AM   
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I was in the shower awhile ago (it happens occasionally) . . . and I couldn't remember if I had already washed my hair or not. It took me probably a full minute to remember that I had, indeed, already washed my hair.


This happens to me all the time, but I just go ahead and wash it.

After all, the instructions say, lather, rinse, repeat.

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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:42:05 AM   
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LOL!!!

No wonder my showers always take so long!

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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:46:52 AM   
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HOW exactly does a person get toilet paper stuck on their shoe?


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......... okay, in my own experiences with toilet paper, , it's always been in the airport... or a gas station bathroom.

I have no clue how it happens... but sometimes... there are random sheets of toilet paper on the floor.... I think the toilet paper monster is a messy eater...

..... anyways...... his slobber..... makes the toilet paper stick on my shoe!!!


See now??

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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:49:32 AM   
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Ewwww!


And here I was thinking I was hungry and considering going to forage my kitchen for food.

That took care of that.




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RE: Being 40 - 5/15/2008 11:56:00 AM   
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......... lol!

I brought today.... I'm getting hungry!

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RE: Being 40 - 5/18/2008 6:02:51 PM   
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I don't remember being forty.

it's a good thing.

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RE: Being 40 - 5/19/2008 1:40:45 PM   
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This thread is the funniest thing I have read in I don't remember how long!!!

Oh, yeah. And when I laugh this hard, I have to be careful! Those of you over 50 will probably understand that. If you don't, I'm not explaining!

< Message edited by GVfan -- 5/19/2008 1:46:58 PM >


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RE: Being 40 - 5/19/2008 1:44:13 PM   
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RE: Being 40 - 5/19/2008 4:20:13 PM   
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Oh, yeah. And when I laugh this hard, I have to be careful! Those of you over 50 will probably understand that.
I guess it depends on how hard you laugh.

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RE: Being 40 - 5/23/2008 8:48:09 AM   
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Okay.... a new thing I'm discovering....

Women tend to drip food onto their shirts while eating....

It happened to me last night at a prison ministry banquet.... of course I was wearing a white shirt.... I had to button up my sweater to hide it....




I'm not that kind of eater... how did that happen???


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RE: Being 40 - 5/23/2008 10:48:00 AM   
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Women tend to drip food onto their shirts while eating....
It ain't just women, I have a hole in my chin that has ruined a whole lotta t-shirts.

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RE: Being 40 - 5/23/2008 11:01:10 AM   
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........ sooooooo gooood to know!!!!

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