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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 3:42:30 AM   
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Not really a story... The first time I came home from Fort Campbell, I went through Wytheville, VA. This dude passed me like I was sitting still. Less than a mile up the street, he was pulled over. I about laughed til I cried.


That reminds me of something that happened a few years ago. I was heading out on a 2 lane road one dark night in a rural area and needed to make a left hand turn. The road was 45mph. There were 3 cars coming the other direction, so I had to stop and wait for them to go by. There was no turn lane so traffic coming up behing me, had to stop. The first car to come up behind me stopped as well and had their blinker on to make the same turn. About this time, Mr. Idiot came flying up behind us and decided he didn't want to wait. He was probably going 55mph when he drove onto the gravel shoulder next to us and flew by us practically giving me a stroke. At this moment, the final oncoming car I was waiting on so I could make my turn slowed down and while I tried to get my heart rate below about 500 bpm, this oncoming car does a u-turn right in front of me. My first thought was that Mr. Idiot Jr was behind the wheel. My thoughts quickly turned to glee when my headlights hit the side of the u-turning car and I saw it was one of our local deputies who would have witnessed Mr. Idiot go careening by me on the gravel shoulder. If I'd had pompoms, I think I would have done a cheer...


Now these stories I enjoy, because my experience is that the Mr. idiots in this world rarely get the justice I think they deserve. Which brings up a philosophical question - is it OK to get such enjoyment out of someone else's misfortune? Even if they are Mr. idiot?

Maybe we can get a ruling on this from the court.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 3:56:05 AM   
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Hey Mike, have you ever worked in Vegas (other than that organ transplant thing)? If so, I hope you never ran into THIS JUDGE

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:42:18 AM   
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Hey Mike, have you ever worked in Vegas (other than that organ transplant thing)? If so, I hope you never ran into THIS JUDGE

zzzzzzzzzzz

All I can say is...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:45:01 AM   
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Doesn't surprise me a bit...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:47:54 AM   
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Btw...I'm too tired to go to English class so I'm NOT!!! That's all the excuse I have and I'm sticking with it!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:50:04 AM   
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Oh I'm pretty sure the teacher won't even be here this morning. Just a hunch...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:07:26 AM   
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Oh I'm pretty sure the teacher won't even be here this morning. Just a hunch...

Think he is in court????

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:14:20 AM   
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He could be. I'm thinking he will be working today anywhos...


How are you this AM?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:22:49 AM   
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I'm here for the English class. If I'm the only one to show up, do I get extra credit? Need me to clean the blackboard? Clap the erasers? Polish this luscious apple I just brought you?

Sharon-Marie, hubby thinks that, along with our nutritional education, we should also take some culinary classes and we can have our own show on Food Network. We could have the posters here on as special guests.

So what's going on the weekend of June 28th??? What, where, and how long do I have before booking a flight?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:27:58 AM   
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I'm here for the English class. If I'm the only one to show up, do I get extra credit? Need me to clean the blackboard? Clap the erasers? Polish this luscious apple I just brought you?

Sharon-Marie, hubby thinks that, along with our nutritional education, we should also take some culinary classes and we can have our own show on Food Network. We could have the posters here on as special guests.

So what's going on the weekend of June 28th??? What, where, and how long do I have before booking a flight?

A bunch of us are going to the Mull Singing in TN...The Booth Brothers, The Hoppers, & Ivan Parker performing...in what use to be the Lee Greenwood Theater...before the concert we are all meeting at Tony Gore's Smoky Mt. BBQ for dinner!! So far looks like there will be about 30 of us including spouses, children, and the such... Look on the Tony's thread and check it out. Come on over...we'd love to meet you too!!!!


Oh edited to add...some will be there on Friday and others on Saturday...most of us staying for the weekend. I'll be there from Thursday night until Sunday.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:30:01 AM   
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I'm here for the English class. If I'm the only one to show up, do I get extra credit? Need me to clean the blackboard? Clap the erasers? Polish this luscious apple I just brought you?


Trying to be the teacher's pet?????

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:31:33 AM   
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He could be. I'm thinking he will be working today anywhos...


How are you this AM?

Tired and with a toothache...trying to avoid the dentist but looks like my time of avoidance is running out.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:36:02 AM   
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I'm here for the English class. If I'm the only one to show up, do I get extra credit? Need me to clean the blackboard? Clap the erasers? Polish this luscious apple I just brought you?


Trying to be the teacher's pet?????
Trying?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:37:19 AM   
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How are you this AM?

Tired and with a toothache...trying to avoid the dentist but looks like my time of avoidance is running out.
Well then go on to the dentist... You'll feel better afterward than you do now.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:38:14 AM   
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Sorry about your toothache, Lynn. That's no fun.

Mr. Kerrlaw, I came at 8:30. Us homeschoolers are very prompt, you know.
(Oh no, I just admitted that homeschoolers need English class... ) Oh well.
But I had a question: Did the dog eat your teacher's manual?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:38:18 AM   
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Hey Mike, have you ever worked in Vegas (other than that organ transplant thing)? If so, I hope you never ran into THIS JUDGE

zzzzzzzzzzz
How bizarre.



By the way . . .

"Hardcastle hates her guts"

. . . Do grown adults actually say phrases like this?










edited: fiddle; one of my very first posts today and I misspell, all of words, "bizarre" . . . and in of all threads - Court English 101.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:39:33 AM   
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I'm thinking that must be the case. He called for the class, and he hasn't shown up yet.


What's up with that?


By the way... it has to be done...


{{{{{{{{{{{{Bethany}}}}}}}}}}}}

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:39:36 AM   
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How are you this AM?

Tired and with a toothache...trying to avoid the dentist but looks like my time of avoidance is running out.
Well then go on to the dentist... You'll feel better afterward than you do now.
Yeah but there is a little thing called $$$$...after I pay my $50 deductible I then will have what's left after what little the insurance pays...I'm thinking a good pair of dentures will do the trick...just go ahead and jump right into geezerhood and forego trying to save my teeth. I've been having problems with fillings and teeth breaking!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:41:07 AM   
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I'm thinking that must be the case. He called for the class, and he hasn't shown up yet.


What's up with that?


By the way... it has to be done...


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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:41:09 AM   
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Hey Mike, have you ever worked in Vegas (other than that organ transplant thing)? If so, I hope you never ran into THIS JUDGE

zzzzzzzzzzz
How biarre.



By the way . . .

"Hardcastle hates her guts"

. . . Do grown adults actually say phrases like this?
Grown adults? Yes. Mature adults? No.
Not being semantic on purpose. Just pointing out a sad reality. A lot of adults are more childish than their kids.


((((((((Lynn)))))))) Teeth hurtin' is no fun...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:42:00 AM   
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Hey Mike, have you ever worked in Vegas (other than that organ transplant thing)? If so, I hope you never ran into THIS JUDGE

zzzzzzzzzzz
How biarre.



By the way . . .

"Hardcastle hates her guts"

. . . Do grown adults actually say phrases like this?

Good Morning Sharon-Marie...


Apparently so...they whole thing sounds a bit juvenile and petty to me...very unprofessional!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:44:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: singLOUD

Hey Mike, have you ever worked in Vegas (other than that organ transplant thing)? If so, I hope you never ran into THIS JUDGE

zzzzzzzzzzz
How biarre.



By the way . . .

"Hardcastle hates her guts"

. . . Do grown adults actually say phrases like this?
Grown adults? Yes. Mature adults? No.
Not being semantic on purpose. Just pointing out a sad reality. A lot of adults are more childish than their kids.


((((((((Lynn)))))))) Teeth hurtin' is no fun...
Thanks...I keep thinking about all that money my parents spent on Orthodonics and how those very teeth are falling apart.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:44:51 AM   
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I'm here for the English class. If I'm the only one to show up, do I get extra credit? Need me to clean the blackboard? Clap the erasers? Polish this luscious apple I just brought you?
Mona, for kissing up like that, you're being far too modest. Here, let me help you in showing you how your post should really look:





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ORIGINAL: monamie

Sharon-Marie, hubby thinks that, along with our nutritional education, we should also take some culinary classes and we can have our own show on Food Network. We could have the posters here on as special guests.
YOUR hubby is a very forward-thinking and smart man! Great idea!





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So what's going on the weekend of June 28th??? What, where, and how long do I have before booking a flight?
Depends on who you ask. heehee.

Here in Sevierville, a many of our wonderful posters are going to have a meet and eat at Tony Gore's restaurant before then heading off to a concert showcasing many wonderful SG groups.

You can choose between that or the Grand Tetons . . . which is where I'll be on June 28th. No concert planned, that I know of yet.

Very tough choice, huh?!
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:47:59 AM   
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Good Morning, Lynn, Bethany and James!
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:48:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfan

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How are you this AM?

Tired and with a toothache...trying to avoid the dentist but looks like my time of avoidance is running out.
Well then go on to the dentist... You'll feel better afterward than you do now.
Yeah but there is a little thing called $$$$...after I pay my $50 deductible I then will have what's left after what little the insurance pays...I'm thinking a good pair of dentures will do the trick...just go ahead and jump right into geezerhood and forego trying to save my teeth. I've been having problems with fillings and teeth breaking!


But even getting dentures can cost a LOT of $$$. I knew someone who had to go back in several times because they kept making the dentures the wrong size.

BTW, did you ever hear of the dentist's favorite hymn? I've heard that it's "Crown him with many crowns"?
I had that line running through my mind when I was in the dentist's office getting my wisdom teeth out. I refrained from sharing it with the dentist...
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