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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:55:45 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:56:04 PM   
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In the college, we have ten minutes to wait. If the teacher doesn't show after ten minutes we're free to go.


In case you have forgotten, this ain't no stinkin' college.

This is rehabilitation for prisoners (some of whom are on work release, ha) who are paying their debt to society for contempt of court.

What we got here is...failure to communicate.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:57:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: armydude

In the college, we have ten minutes to wait. If the teacher doesn't show after ten minutes we're free to go.


In case you have forgotten, this ain't no stinkin' college.

This is rehabilitation for prisoners (some of whom are on work release, ha) who are paying their debt to society for contempt of court.

What we got here is...failure to communicate.

But Judge....I've never been in contempt so how could I be drawn into this???

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:59:24 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:00:10 PM   
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I don't know where you get off thinking we're mature...um....Professor....Sir. <-- taking Mona's tack and kissing up.


You'll have to pucker a lot more than that to get out of the Huck Finn report.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:00:14 PM   
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I have eyes in the back of my head. I saw all of you, and your behavior was terrible. Now I'm wondering if the room has enough corners. I may have to draw circles on the chalkboard and have you stand with your noses in them.

And Gary, you may have to accept that you just may not be able to get here from there.



Yeah that is true. The cheapest flight is $200. But it leaves KC 2:45pm Saturday and arrives in Knoxville at 11:30 pm.

The most reasonably timed flights are at least double that priced.

So it does not look like I will be able to pull this off.
Why worry about getting to Knoxville that late? Would it be a problem to ride to a hotel with me? I'd be glad to give you a ride if ya needed one...


But that is Saturday night, after the whole thing is over.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:01:52 PM   
armydude


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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: armydude

In the college, we have ten minutes to wait. If the teacher doesn't show after ten minutes we're free to go.


In case you have forgotten, this ain't no stinkin' college.

This is rehabilitation for prisoners (some of whom are on work release, ha) who are paying their debt to society for contempt of court.

What we got here is...failure to communicate.
Nahh... No failure to communicate. I failed to see any judgement of contempt. I saw an announcement of class. Hence the need for a teacher (who did not show up).
Actually there is a failure to communicate. Yer confusin' me.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:06:43 PM   
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Nahh... No failure to communicate. I failed to see any judgement of contempt. I saw an announcement of class. Hence the need for a teacher (who did not show up).
Actually there is a failure to communicate. Yer confusin' me.


I knew that I was right.


On a slightly different note - Did anyone else read that Penthouse magazine is now running a Christian dating service?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:06:50 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:07:51 PM   
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On a slightly different note - Did anyone else read that Penthouse magazine is now running a Christian dating service?


You know... I like being single...



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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:09:56 PM   
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On a slightly different note - Did anyone else read that Penthouse magazine is now running a Christian dating service?
Changing the subject is a sign of giving up don'tchaknow...


And I don't read it, so I didn't know that. But then again I'm married, so a dating service isn't something I need.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:13:06 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:15:19 PM   
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A dating service isn't something single people need either, especially from Penthouse. Good grief!
Amen!


Preach it!


Yeeeess!


(I'm starting up an amen corner again.)

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:41:51 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:44:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: armydude

In the college, we have ten minutes to wait. If the teacher doesn't show after ten minutes we're free to go.


In case you have forgotten, this ain't no stinkin' college.

This is rehabilitation for prisoners (some of whom are on work release, ha) who are paying their debt to society for contempt of court.

What we got here is...failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke!!! Yes?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:46:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

I don't know where you get off thinking we're mature...um....Professor....Sir. <-- taking Mona's tack and kissing up.


You'll have to pucker a lot more than that to get out of the Huck Finn report.






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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 9:57:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: armydude

In the college, we have ten minutes to wait. If the teacher doesn't show after ten minutes we're free to go.


In case you have forgotten, this ain't no stinkin' college.

This is rehabilitation for prisoners (some of whom are on work release, ha) who are paying their debt to society for contempt of court.

What we got here is...failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke!!! Yes?



What was the name of the actor who spoke that line?

And what is another famous line by the same actor in another Paul Newman movie?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 10:02:02 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 10:14:28 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 10:19:10 PM   
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I just got caught up in Kerr's classroom activities.

I am older than the both of you, so I saw both movies when they were first released.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 10:25:36 PM   
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However, I did not see it when it first came out...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 10:28:09 PM   
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I was here but no one took role call...


I thought that you students were mature enough, considering how much you are paying for these classes, that roll call was not necessary.
I want a refund. I signed up under duress.




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On a slightly different note - Did anyone else read that Penthouse magazine is now running a Christian dating service?


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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 10:41:59 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 2:17:04 AM   
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Did anyone else read that Penthouse magazine?


It has been 5 hours and no one has 'fessed up yet.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 8:02:41 AM   
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Did anyone else read that Penthouse magazine?


It has been 5 hours and no one has 'fessed up yet.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Not me as I don't read Penthouse magazine now, nor have I ever wanted to.

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