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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:39:27 PM   
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You have all the self discipline of kudzu.



and the biological niche.... you choke the life out of everything....

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:39:41 PM   
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Thank you so much for explaining what God really means in those verses.


Darn, I could have used that one a couple of times today already!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:40:01 PM   
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Interesting post. But most people on this site are adults and we don't read teenspeak too well. Translation please?


I actually used something like this once because I really had no clue what he was saying. He was most offended.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:40:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: benelchi

quote:

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Thank you so much for explaining what God really means in those verses.


Darn, I could have used that one a couple of times today already!



But don't YOU know what Jesus REALLY said?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:41:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: benelchi

quote:

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Thank you so much for explaining what God really means in those verses.


Darn, I could have used that one a couple of times today already!

I was thinking of a particular thread when I posted.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:41:54 PM   
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Here's a particularly salient remark I cames across earlier:

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ORIGINAL: benelchi
Or to put it another way "It's not my opinion but the word of God."; that is a quote from Jim Jones.
I personally don't think that is the company I would like to keep.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:43:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Restored_Heart

quote:

ORIGINAL: benelchi

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

Thank you so much for explaining what God really means in those verses.


Darn, I could have used that one a couple of times today already!



But don't YOU know what Jesus REALLY said?



There are a few on this forum who are convinced that I haven't a clue; somehow I think that might be a complement.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 2:56:32 PM   
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That last thought gave me an idea, How about:

Your reputation combined with your clear disagreement on this topic as given me far greater confidence in my own position.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:03:49 PM   
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I apologize, I thought you were serious but that last post makes it clear that you're just kidding... I mean, no rational person could believe such drivel.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:15:19 PM   
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Your reputation combined with your clear disagreement on this topic as given me far greater confidence in my own position.


i love this one.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:15:41 PM   
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Take of your tin hat nest time you're out in the sun.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:25:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kath

quote:

Interesting post. But most people on this site are adults and we don't read teenspeak too well. Translation please?


I actually used something like this once because I really had no clue what he was saying. He was most offended.


They always are. (That's the guilty beauty of it.)

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:31:41 PM   
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While I do realize you truly believe you are, as you have ardently argued, "Living like Jesus did in every way" and I acknowledge that fact that you think 99% of us in this forum are not; I must request that you explain your Internet capabilities. And what do you do with the donkey droppings?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:36:50 PM   
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With such obviously superior opinions like that I can see why you insist on sharing them with everyone (again and again and again)

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:37:01 PM   
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Think horses, not zebras when hearing hoof-beats.

That means the barbie doll leg chewed by a dog that you found while mowing the lawn is not an ancient hominid with the markings of dinosaur bites.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:39:51 PM  1 votes
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So, exactly why did you start this thread asking for our advice if you think we are all being evil, judgemental folks for actually giving you some?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:41:11 PM   
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Blue, I thought it was decided that we find pink elephants while mowing the lawn... or at least horses!!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:44:55 PM   
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Maybe you should actually read the Bible itself instead of some sophmoric commentary on what some seminary droput thinks about bits and pieces of it.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:45:04 PM   
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Do you have some kind of phobia regarding actually answering questions people as of you or did the script you are copying from not have those answers written down so you don't know what the answer is?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:46:08 PM   
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Oh I see, you didn't really want a discussion, you just wanted agreement...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:47:05 PM   
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There are some people who believe that the Bible is inspired in spots ... and they are inspired to spot the spots. Are you one of those?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:48:08 PM   
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I respectfully refuse to join your delusion. But thanks for the invite.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:49:32 PM   
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I don't know how things operate on your planet, but on here on earth ____________________

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 3:56:47 PM   
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There are some people who believe that the Bible is inspired in spots ... and they are inspired to spot the spots. Are you one of those?


Hey Brenda.

A spot spotter spotting spots. I love it.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 4:42:17 PM   
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It might be simply correlation, but the other forums seem to have become strangely silent.

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