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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:00:44 PM   
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Can one of y'all translate the following into snarkese for me: you are a flamin idiot and should be barred from using the internet...... please and thank you

Your conflagrant hebetation necessitates immediate cessation of internet utilization.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:05:55 PM   
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ROFLOL!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:07:26 PM   
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Y'all are good

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:09:18 PM   
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seriously!!!!!!! I've been having to stifle loud laughs when I've read some of these.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:11:09 PM   
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No kidding, if my dog were as smart as you I'd teach him to shake and roll-over.

In the same vein...


I see you've been taught to type. Are you housebroken, as well?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:11:25 PM   
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Aw shucks, y'all shouldn't have gotten off dat turnip truck when it slowed for the pig crossing the road. Yor stop wuzn't for another hunert miles.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:13:02 PM   
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When do you expect to be miraculously delivered from that brain dead coma?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:13:51 PM   
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seriously!!!!!!! I've been having to stifle loud laughs when I've read some of these.

Absolutely! This forum boasts professional snarkers, that's for sure.

But now it seems SharMar and Fritzie are denying snarkiness. Hmmm . . .


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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:19:43 PM   
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I'm not denying my ability to snarkinize, but I do feel high under-qualified among all these pros.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:24:56 PM   
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I'm not denying my ability to snarkinize, but I do feel high under-qualified among all these pros.


Whatchutalking bout willis? You take snarkiness to a higher level.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:25:46 PM   
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One of my favs:


I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree, but even I know better than THAT.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:27:42 PM   
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How bout

I have never in my life encountered a person with your degree of intelligence.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:28:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: WalkingwithHim2

Can one of y'all translate the following into snarkese for me: you are a flamin idiot and should be barred from using the internet...... please and thank you

Your conflagrant hebetation necessitates immediate cessation of internet utilization.



I love this one!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:29:15 PM   
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After reading your last few posts, I am compelled to ask when you plan to graduate Kindergarten and will you be sending invitations?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:31:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

I'm not denying my ability to snarkinize, but I do feel high under-qualified among all these pros.


Whatchutalking bout willis? You take snarkiness to a higher level.
Now you're making me blush.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:41:36 PM   
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How bout

I have never in my life encountered a person with your degree of intelligence.


OH my goodness! Qt I didn't know that you have met my co-worker!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 12:43:45 PM   
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seriously!!!!!!! I've been having to stifle loud laughs when I've read some of these.


I don't know how you do it.....I am laughing hysterically.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:04:02 PM   
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I FOUND A BETTER WEBSITE FOR YOU!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:52:30 PM   
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I FOUND A BETTER WEBSITE FOR YOU!


I love it I may have to put that one in my siggy.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:55:24 PM   
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I'm not familiar with the alternate universe you hail from.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:57:24 PM   
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I think you would be happier in the prophecy folder.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 1:58:16 PM   
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ROTFLOL!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 2:01:24 PM   
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You all are seriously cracking me up today with all these. I love them!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 2:02:22 PM   
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I'm not familiar with the alternate universe you hail from.

I've used something similar on a former in-law:

What parallel universe are you from?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 2:10:09 PM   
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Excuse me... I thought this was discussion on reality not your fevered delusions.
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