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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 4:28:44 PM
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WaitingforBoaz
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Did you here something? I think I hear your mom calling.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 4:42:54 PM
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bluestone
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Yes, I realize you are the mother of five, but since they are all under the age of six, I prefer you wait until they hit the teen years before you explain to me what I am doing wrong with my teens. You doofus.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 4:46:33 PM
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bluestone
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you are two terrorists short of a Jihad.
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I made myself laugh with that one!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:15:39 PM
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hotsaucygma
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Of course I'm getting in the last word, if I didn't you would and we all know what a waste that would be.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:29:53 PM
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hotsaucygma
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Really? They allowed you to breed? Was it under controlled circumstances?
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:30:29 PM
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon
No kidding, if my dog were as smart as you I'd teach him to shake and roll-over.
In the same vein...
I see you've been taught to type. Are you housebroken, as well?
I had to sit on my hands to keep from posting this in a nudge once:
You have been warned twice before to stop ______. This is your third and final warning. My dog would have gotten it in two--how does it feel to be dumber than a pug?
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 5:33:37 PM
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ORIGINAL: Restored_Heart
A bumper-sticker I always liked was this:
YOU! - out of the gene pool!
Or: Now, now--don't be so hard on him. It isn't his fault his gene pool was a puddle.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 6:10:05 PM
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BelovedHandMaiden
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You remind me of someone with a photographic mind .....
who forgot the film.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 7:09:14 PM
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Restored_Heart
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ORIGINAL: hotsaucygma
Really? They allowed you to breed? Was it under controlled circumstances?
Apparently it was in a laboratory, but you know, research labs make rats get cancer.
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Some Italian guy? (Carman) :p
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 7:41:36 PM
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Restored_Heart
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A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
or
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
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"Ya mom, I got to see "Some Italian guy" in concert..."
Some Italian guy? (Carman) :p
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 7:49:24 PM
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Restored_Heart
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
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"Ya mom, I got to see "Some Italian guy" in concert..."
Some Italian guy? (Carman) :p
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 8:38:27 PM
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One I have actually used in the forums. It was in a thread (I don't remember which one but it was in M&E I was defending a post made by Ps103.)
"I don't know where you got your law degree but, you might want to consider seeking a refund from the school."
Of course you can substitute Theology or anything else for the word law.
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