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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:22:39 PM
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Ellie-Mae
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Ellie-Mae - Since most folks get it wrong, my name is spelled with an "I" - Kristin
Don't worry, Spelling was one of my best subjects in school.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:54:39 PM
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I'm sure that someone.... somewhere.... somehow.... understands what you just posted, but can you please re-write it so the rest of 6 billion people on earth can understand what in the world you are trying to say?
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:59:21 PM
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Didn't I see you on Cops last week?
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:03:26 PM
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I knew a guy a lot like you once.
He was pretty stupid too...
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:18:42 PM
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Every time I am around you, I want to fall asleep.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:20:13 PM
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Ellie-Mae
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What did you say? 
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:28:22 PM
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1
If someone took all your intelligence, compassion, and common sense, rolled them into a ball, and shoved the ball into a gnat's rear end, it would rattle around like a BB in a bus terminal.
(too snarky?) 
That reminded me of a quote from the undisputed King of Snarks, George S. Kaufman.
Said to a young (twenty or so) Eddie Fisher as he complained that he had trouble getting dates because he was so young:
"Mr. Fisher, on Mount Wilson there is a telescope that can magnify the most distant stars up to twenty-four times the magnification of any telescope.
This remarkable instrument was unsurpassed in the world of astronomy until the construction of the Mount Palomar telescope, an even more remarkable instrument of magnification.
Owing to advances and improvements in optical technology, it is capable of magnifying the stars to four times the magnification of the Mount Wilson telescope.
Mr. Fisher, if you could somehow put the Mount Wilson telescope inside the Mount Palomar telescope, you still wouldn't be able to detect my interest in your problem."
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:29:50 PM
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ROTFLOL!!!!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:35:12 PM
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Oh my gracious!....Can't stop laughing....lol...that is so funny!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:42:24 PM
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Two more from GSK before I head to bed:
To a chattering dinner partner:
"Madame, do you have no unexpressed thoughts?"
To an idiot:
"You are a birdbrain. And I mean that as an insult to birds."
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 12:23:08 AM
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That reminds me, I over heard this actual conversation one day on a bus back in Jackson:
MAN: "I'm gonna live here 'till I die."
WOMAN: "And when will that be?"
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 1:17:51 AM
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I am getting fashbacks of old movies from the 30s and 40's where there is lots of snarkiness going on. Oh, I need to go watch some movies and take notes.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/15/2008 6:46:23 AM
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someone stop me, I wanna get snarky for real in a thread I just read this morning. Being a teacher I am getting this overwhelming urge to correct the poster's constant misspelling, Please can I correct him, please please please...
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