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Jhud -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 1:32:44 PM)
quote: ???? I thought the thread was whimsically exploring those things younger than JM. Did I miss a memo? If John McCain is older, then those things would be younger.

Jhud -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 1:50:12 PM)
quote: Technically, it was a link to a website listing things that are younger. You didn't miss anything. He's 70. I think that number is much lower than his actual age, and I have proof. Notice the similarity.

Quasiblogo -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 2:14:45 PM)
Al Gore's internet. I think the current version is younger, too. The Frito Bandito commercials. The Edsel? Medicaid? Neocons. The charismatic movement. Vatican II. Block Grants to the States.

gengwall -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 2:41:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jhud quote: ???? I thought the thread was whimsically exploring those things younger than JM. Did I miss a memo? If John McCain is older, then those things would be younger. I'm confused. John McCain is not older than those things. Am I just not getting the humor? My head hurts.

Jhud -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 2:42:24 PM)
quote: I'm confused. John McCain is not older than those things. Am I just not getting the humor? My head hurts. I provided substantive proof.

Kath -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 2:43:57 PM)
The hills (John McCain is older than the hills) sigh we really are not going to argue in a fun thread are we?

lightshineon -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 3:16:32 PM)
Not older than my cat misty, she is 10, so maybe he is the same age, if he were a cat.[sm=icon_smile_cat.gif]

cow451 -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 3:25:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jhud quote: I'm confused. John McCain is not older than those things. Am I just not getting the humor? My head hurts. I provided substantive proof. When God created the Earth, he made Adam and Eve. They had two sons, McCain and McAbel. God looked kindly upon McAbel because he watched FOXNews a lot while McCain watched CNN. McCain trounced his brother in the Eden primary, effectively ending McAbel's political career. God (who had nominated McAbel for Attorney General) punished McCain for slaying McAbel by having him shot down over Nod during the Vietnam War. He was held in captivity for several years where he learned how to speak Conservative as a second language. McCain was finally released and came home wearing a coat of many colors given him by Dolly Parton's mother. And you know the rest. Democratic heathens claim carbon dating (a dubious method of determining the age of fossils) make McCain appear older than dirt. Hence the skeptic's question: where did McCain get his wife? Actually, all Young McCain Creationists know that he is not older than dirt since dirt was made before Adam.

freakofnature -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 3:29:37 PM)
quote: I think that number is much lower than his actual age, and I have proof. Notice the similarity. BWAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAA (gasp) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA quote: two sons, McCain and McAbel (GASP!) AAAAHHHHAHAAAAHHHAAAAA Ya'll are killin' me. Coffee through nose hillarious.

lightshineon -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 3:34:22 PM)
SHHHH, it was funny, I laughed, actually, thought it was pretty smart, but do not let cow know it, it will encourage him.[:D] quote: ORIGINAL: freakofnature quote: I think that number is much lower than his actual age, and I have proof. Notice the similarity. BWAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAA (gasp) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA quote: two sons, McCain and McAbel (GASP!) AAAAHHHHAHAAAAHHHAAAAA Ya'll are killin' me. Coffee through nose hillarious.

landabee -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 3:50:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kath The hills (John McCain is older than the hills) sigh we really are not going to argue in a fun thread are we? *of course they are. Just wouldn't be right to not allow a thread that is remotely related to politcs remain fun. No ma'am.... not on some of their watches! _________________ Okay: McCain is older than- shopping carts nylons The Golden Gate Bridge The chocolate chip cookie Spam (the canned mystery meat)

Jhud -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 3:56:28 PM)
quote: sigh we really are not going to argue in a fun thread are we? I don't think you looked at my proof.

landabee -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 3:59:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jhud quote: sigh we really are not going to argue in a fun thread are we? I don't think you looked at my proof. Jhud, I looked at your proof and found it hilarious. I certainly wasn't saying that you were being argumentative. LOL [:D]

todd_t -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/14/2008 7:16:56 PM)
The wheel

miasma -> RE: Things Younger Than John McCain (5/15/2008 9:27:48 AM)
HA! @ cow In case you missed the link in my OP (it's got pretty pictures and facts n' stuff), here's some more things younger than John McCain: the shopping cart Cheerios the Golden Gate Bridge the chocolate chip cookie!

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