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nuthin' - 5/15/2008 7:41:19 PM

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Had a thread for Lily...but Manda beat me too it! Stinker

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RE: nuthin' - 5/15/2008 7:44:18 PM

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Sorry!

GMTA!

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 8:07:20 AM

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Mods: Can we turn this into a fun nonsensical thread?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 8:31:12 AM

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heck ya!
I started it, so I say go fer it!
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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 8:39:10 AM

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 8:43:58 AM

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In our local grocery store, there is a notice advertising a position for a part-time assistant.
At the bottom it said "Must be flexible".

I wondered what on earth they would be requiring him/her to do! lol

(In case the humour doesn't translate from UK to USA, the shop were clearly wanting him/her to be flexible about the hours they worked, rather than the physical flexibility that occurred to me!!)

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 8:56:08 AM

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

According to my calculations...42

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 9:18:53 AM

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! =)

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 9:22:08 AM

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Why a pair of panties, but just one bra?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 9:28:08 AM

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 9:30:14 AM

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

wasn't it the wheel?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 9:30:31 AM

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Why a pair of panties, but just one bra?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 2:22:12 PM

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Why a pair of panties, but just one bra?

Especially since you have 2 breasts...but only one of the other

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 3:36:34 PM

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Especially since you have 2 breasts...but only one of the other

D'oh! Sandy beat me to it!!!

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:13:17 PM

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If a rooster laid an egg on top of a house, which way would it roll?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:29:11 PM

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hahaha @ Christina!

What do cows drink?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:29:21 PM

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If a rooster laid an egg on top of a house, which way would it roll?

um uh.....roosters don't lay eggs you silly goose! A rooster is a boy

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:35:42 PM

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hahaha @ Christina!

What do cows drink?

You can't fool me - they drink WATER (not milk)!

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:43:12 PM

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Why a pair of panties, but just one bra?

Especially since you have 2 breasts...but only one of the other

You only have one leg???

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:43:59 PM

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You're driving a bus. 2 people get on, 1 gets off, 4 people get on, 3 get off, 9 people get on, 6 people get off, 7 people get on, 4 get off, 8 people get on, 5 get off, 3 people get on, 5 get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:44:46 PM

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Hazel.

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:47:39 PM

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quote:

You only have one leg???

I wasn't going to tell that about Sandy, but...

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 4:48:32 PM

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LOL, that migh be right, Manda. I dunno what color your eyes are! LOL!

I just had a picture a woman with one leg buying one-legged undies.

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 5:20:31 PM

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RE: nuthin' - 5/16/2008 7:09:28 PM

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Why a pair of panties, but just one bra?

Especially since you have 2 breasts...but only one of the other

You only have one leg???

LOL LOL LOL You found out my secret Manda

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