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Royal.Fortress -> RE: nuthin' (5/26/2008 5:01:26 PM)
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LOL @ everyone - these are great!
A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The server shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve string here." So the string hangs his head and walks out.
Out on the sidewalk, he puts on those glasses + moustache combos and a hat. He walks back in and in a different voice, asks again. The server again shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, I know you're that same piece of string!" So the string says, "Okay, can I at least use your washroom?" The server agrees.
The string walks to the bathroom, ties himself up, teases his hair, and walks back out. He sits at the bar and demands a drink.
The server looks at him suspiciously and says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string?"
And the string says, "Nope! I'm afraid not! (A frayed knot)."
[:)]
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