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ManimalX -> RE: Indiana Jones (5/24/2008 3:02:18 AM)
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MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD************** I just got home from watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There was a lot of extremely fun adventure movie action! A little recap and reaction: Area 51 in Roswell? Check. Rocket sled rides through the desert? Zoom! Riding out an atomic bomb detonation in a lead-lined refrigerator? Genius! A diner brawl between the preppies and the greasers? Swingin'! A fist fight from the back of a motorcycle ending up in a library? Good times! Two minute conversations revealing twenty years of backstory? Consider my belief suspended. Creepy South American asylum? Zoinks! Crazy poison-dart-blowing-monkey-style-kung-fu-grave-yard-dweller attack? Get 'em, Indy! Rapier duel from the back of two jeeps while speeding through uncharted jungle? Touche! Tarzan-style monkey vine swinging? Look out! Carnivorous jungle ants the size of tarantulas? Sweeeeeeet! Water powered elevator exit? I'm down! In fact, in this season of Summer-time blockbusters I am even game for the on-purpose bad special effects that keep the four Indy movies looking congruent, the selectively magnetic crystal skulls (they can pull iron based gunpowder particles across an entire warehouse and instantly suck up non-magnetic gold coins, but all of the metal AK-47s remain unaffected?), and I actually liked the "I have a bad feeling about this" Han Solo nod. However.... Psychic Communists and crystal-boned aliens in a flying saucer? Please show me to the refund line. I'll even give back the 4$ box of Raisinettes I bought. I am all for alien flicks. I loved "Independence Day", "Men in Black", "War of the Worlds", "Alien Nation" etc., etc., etc. I have seen every episode of Star Trek, Star Trek TNG, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager. I am a Star Wars geek. I grew up with Buck Rogers, Battlestar Galactica, X-files, and War of the Worlds. But extra-dimensional crystalline space-men in an Indiana Jones movie? Please, please, please! Say it ain't so, Dr. Jones! I have to give this movie 2 1/2 illegitimate Henry Joneses out of 5.
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