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OneJohn410 -> It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/9/2008 11:20:31 PM)
It's soooooo hot in Alabama you don't need a clothes dryer- just take the garment outside, shake it some, and it's dry! It's soooooo hot in Alabama that M&Ms are melting in their bags! It's soooooo hot in Alabama we've got water heaters on strike! It's soooooo hot in Alabama car A/C is a 4 40 thing, roll down the windows and get the car movin'! (And don't wear shorts and sit on or bump anything vinyl!) It's sooooooooooooooo hot in Alabama you can hear your hair bleaching and your skin tanning at the same time! Alrighty, got that out there where it can be shared. Let's see how good y'all are. In Christ, OneJohn410

DreadPirateRandy -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/9/2008 11:42:11 PM)
It's so hot in Randyville that even the sun is liable of a heatstroke.

Grace-N-Mercy -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/9/2008 11:47:52 PM)
It is soooo hot here in Florida, you can hear the grass drying up. It is soooo hot here in Florida, there is no need for blow driers -- just step outside for 30 seconds. It is soooo hot here in Florida, you can fry an egg on a vinyl seat. It is soooo hot here in Florida, even the top of your head will get sunburned if you're not careful.

MSnurse -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/10/2008 1:01:05 AM)
It's soooo hot here in Mississippi-that a pool party means everyone bring a 10 lb. bag of ice for the pool![sm=fireanger.gif]

GVfan -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/10/2008 8:18:39 AM)
It's sooooo hot in Georgia that you can fry an egg on any flat surface outside!

still4gvn -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/10/2008 5:38:48 PM)
Well, Seattle is different. It's so cold here that Al Gore is issuing a retraction on global warming.

OneJohn410 -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/10/2008 11:33:09 PM)
It's so hot in Montgomery that... uh.... that... ummmm.... afdu;af;ju.... zzzzzzzz.... zzzzzzzzz.... huh! Oh, its so hot that you forget what you are doing and fall asleep.

crazedmom -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/11/2008 9:09:17 AM)
It's so hot here in sunny Florida that... You have to hold all four car doors open for a moment while you blast the a/c before YOU ever get into the car to go somewhere. It's so humid that you walk outside and you don't have to DO anything. It's like walking into a sauna; you just start sweating. It's so hot that you just don't need to do much with your hair, once you walk outside, it will be undone anyway with the humidity. It's so hot that pretty much all you want to do is jump in a pool somewhere! It's so hot that you're willing to pay extra for electricity just so you can crank up the a/c. It's so hot here so close to the equator that you walk outside and feel like the sun is sitting on top of your head! It's so hot here that you don't dare wear black! (We used to have a black car; it was awful!) It's so hot here that you dream of being in a cold place! It's so hot here that you don't run the oven any longer than necessary. It's so hot here that you do the gardening either early in the a.m. or in the evening. It's so hot here.... Well, you get the idea... It's TOO HOT!! [:)] ... Don't get me started! [:D]

Focusing -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (6/12/2008 3:39:01 PM)
It's so hot here in Phoenix that my oven won't be needed until November!!

FROGkissin -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/8/2008 1:30:16 AM)
It's so hot here in Oregon, they're fixin' ramen noodles in Crater Lake! (Not yet, soon -- August/Sept are our warmest months)

car2ner -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/8/2008 6:50:44 AM)
it's so hot in Georgia that dogs have temporarily suspended the sniffing rituals.... http://www.flickr.com/photos/car2ner/2637255462/in/set-72157605979383013/ check it out

still4gvn -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/8/2008 5:26:37 PM)
it's so hot in western WA we can finally go swimming outside though the water is a bit chilly. Well, we don't generally do hot here, sorry. [:D]

sunshine4God -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/9/2008 12:07:15 AM)
Its so hot in Sterling you could fry an egg on a sidewalk.

Hisjoy -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/9/2008 9:47:30 PM)
It's so hot here in California that: The contented cows are making their way back to Wisconsin. You can get sunburned on your head, don't have to be bald even! (True) Don't use the oven May-November. (True) You can't water the garden because the water evaporates as it comes out of the hose. The hot water heater is actually cooling the water. It's was 111 degrees yesterday, and tomorrow is expected to be 112. (True)

broyce1981 -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/10/2008 10:25:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: still4gvn it's so hot in western WA we can finally go swimming outside though the water is a bit chilly. Well, we don't generally do hot here, sorry. [:D] I hear ya. Three cheers for states that don't get super hot!

CarolWeaver -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/18/2008 9:44:21 AM)
It's so hot here that it's time to hit the beach. This is where I'm vacationing to escape Hotlanta. The city gets so hot in the summer you don't even want to go outside.

CaptainKarrot -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/18/2008 1:14:55 PM)
It's sooooooooo hot in Oregon where i spend my summers that you don't even bother testing if the water is too cold. You just jump in b/c anything is better than sitting in the 100 degree shade.[sm=fireanger.gif]

car2ner -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/25/2008 1:42:28 PM)
It was so hot and humid here in deep south Georgia, that my mail came with the response envelopes all sealed shut.

bettymackII -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/28/2008 10:32:25 PM)
It is so hot that the chickens are laying eggs that's right but they are hard-boiled eggs!

willfs -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (7/29/2008 9:12:25 AM)
Its so hot here in Arkansas that the trees are actually whistling for the dogs. (I stole this)

bettymackII -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (8/6/2008 4:04:28 PM)
it is sooo hot that the chickens are eating ice cubes so they would not lay hard-boiled eggs.

sisrev -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (8/6/2008 10:59:26 PM)
It's so hot in Georgia that you need oven mitts to touch the steering wheel of your car.

sisrev -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (8/6/2008 11:00:36 PM)
It's so hot back home in Louisiana that the gators have all gone north for the summer.

car2ner -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (8/7/2008 10:23:20 AM)
So hot in Georgia that it was 80 degrees when we got up this morning. Got the yard work done before the sun itself wanted to take a dip in the pond at the end of the day.

Hisjoy -> RE: It's sooooo hot here in (name of your state)... (8/11/2008 1:04:44 PM)
It's so hot in CA that we're picking raisins off the grape vines. [;)] And the cold water runs hot. (True)

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