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Cloak -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/22/2008 1:40:52 PM)

I can't I have plenty to read.

Sweep the floor then mop it!



plappy03 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/22/2008 4:32:26 PM)

Why mop carpet?

Build me a space shuttle to mars.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/22/2008 6:26:04 PM)

sure. I'll just need about 50 million and the help of the defense Dept.

Go take a group of kids to the beach



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/24/2008 8:55:01 PM)

Gas is too expensive.

Take the dog for a walk.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/24/2008 10:06:06 PM)

Can't it looks like rain.




Go empty your kitty litter box.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/25/2008 12:10:22 PM)

can't. kitty has go to learn to use the toilet like the rest of us.

Have your pastor and family over for dinner.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/25/2008 5:47:51 PM)

Can't my kitchen needs to be cleaned.... a little more.



Send money to feed the poor and help the earthquake victims in China.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/25/2008 9:57:54 PM)

I don't want to take credit for your idea.

Go chop some wood and stock the woodpile



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/25/2008 10:09:44 PM)

I can't. DH just made it all into chips to spread on the weeds.

Go phone into a radio talk show.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/25/2008 11:12:22 PM)

I can't I might say something I'd regret.




Call your mayor or reeve and tell him all your intimate problems.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/26/2008 1:38:12 PM)

lol. We're going to our mayor's anniversary party Saturday. We live in a little town north of Seattle. She's a lovely Christian woman, but I can't tell her my problems -dh would object.

Go to your local hospital and start praying for people.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/26/2008 5:29:12 PM)

Sorry, I might catch a cold with all the germs there.

Come work with me - I live in sunshiney (not now it's gearing up to rain) Florida.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/26/2008 5:59:32 PM)

I would love to come work with you as long as you don't drag gators out of the culverts or snakes either for that matter!! I've seen those pictures of your construction guys getting snakes and gators (huge ones too) out of culverts!!!



Go help a new mom by cleaning her house and making her meals for a while.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/26/2008 7:53:26 PM)

Oh sure, pull on my heartstrings - but alas, I am married and my wife might get jealous (or hit me in the head and ask why I didn't do that for her). [:D]

Why don't you take the day off work and go on a picnic and then lay on your back and watch the clouds.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/27/2008 1:35:12 AM)

I can't make an excuse for that suggestion as I want to do that!![:D]


Why don't you go collect all your dirty laundry, sort it and wash it and fold and put it all away.



Annie64 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/27/2008 6:19:27 AM)

I can't--I just found the neatest new (new to me) game thread on CW named The Excuse Game and it looks like it's going to be almost as much fun as Ruin-a-Wish!

Go to work and earn some money.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/27/2008 1:24:53 PM)

No way. I'm on social security. I earned my retirement and am enjoying it.

Go sign up for one of those walkathons for some charity.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/27/2008 2:01:33 PM)

No I can't as it's too hard raising money as some people just want to spend money on their big house and cars.



Go walk dogs at the local animal shelter.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/27/2008 9:41:50 PM)

I'm allergic to dogs.

Go volunteer at your local zoo to trim a tigers nails.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 2:24:17 AM)

I can't because the tigers have bad breath.


Go assist police officers in ushering the drug pushers to jail.



Annie64 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 3:43:39 AM)

The police have the drug pushers well in hand and they don't need any help from me.

Go fix a nutritious and delicious dinner for your family.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 1:31:12 PM)

can't. we're going to a party this eve and will stuff ourselves with fattening snacks and desserts.

Well, if the police don't need help, go help the fire Dept.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 2:05:34 PM)

I can't they don't like people getting in the way when they drag the big hoses all over the place.



Go help a single mom's group with baby cuddling.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 5:54:43 PM)

OK - traipses off to cuddle babies -

Change the diapers while I do the cuddling



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 7:37:14 PM)

I can't because I have a cold (fakes a cough)...



Go to India and work in Mother Teresa's mission.



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