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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/10/2008 1:02:59 PM   
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can't. I forgot my cloth bags in the car again and it would seem hypocritical.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/10/2008 2:08:22 PM   
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Hey that's a fine idea! That would keep the neighbourhood wanderers out. I guess I'd have to find the cougars first. They're probably just outside of our city limits.



Become a lady that takes care of stray cats.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2008 2:51:09 AM   
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I'm sure our dog would love that!

Go buy a groceries and leave them by the front door of a needy person.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2008 3:18:18 AM   
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Oh, no! (mock dismay) I could never do that! It might offend sombody!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2008 3:21:12 AM   
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Oops! I forgot!

Uh...

Sit down, relax, and have a nice glass of your favorite iced beverage--on the house!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2008 3:32:13 AM   
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Thank you! I'm having Diet Mountain Dew right now. It's not my favorite (it keeps me awake when I'm working at night at a rather slow and boring job), it's not on ice--it's in a can, and it's not on the house, since I had to pay for it. But I am sitting down and sort of relaxing, until somebody sets off another alarm.

Go out and buy an alarm system to keep the burglars away and give me something to do when I'm at work. I'll call you if you forget it's on and open your front door!

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2008 9:52:00 AM   
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LOL Annie I have an alarm system and had phopahs already. The had programmed the stay mode to be leave mode and it went off when I went to the washroom at night.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2008 4:37:04 PM   
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Kittycat runs and hides in the closet when anyone comes on the property. I guess that's an alarm system, she's alarmed easily.

Go break into a house so Annie has some action on her job.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/11/2008 6:26:35 PM   
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No I can't I'm too tired.


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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2008 3:00:18 AM   
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I can't do that. I don't even mow my own yard. My dh considers it his job and in 22 years I've never once mowed!

Go learn all there is to know about tax law so that next year you can help people with their taxes.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2008 12:43:58 PM   
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ha, ha, ha You're kidding right? I make too many mistakes on my own taxes so I could never do anyone elses!



Go help the drunk neighbours family who are stressed of having a drunk for a dad and husband.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2008 1:15:53 PM   
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ok we'll have them all over for a kegger.

go babysit the drunk's kids.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/12/2008 11:45:34 PM   
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But the drunk hasn't disciplined them! They don't know how to behave! I think I'll pass.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2008 12:35:42 AM   
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Hmmmm How do you do that? Just park the vehicle and walk I think.



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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2008 6:13:55 AM   
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Can't you get in big trouble for that? I mean, what about copyright laws?


Eat your veggies.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2008 1:21:11 PM   
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can't. this chocolate doesn't have any veggies in it.

become a vegetarian.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/13/2008 10:46:43 PM   
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Chocolate is a vegetable because my daughter said so. eh?


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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/14/2008 4:06:27 AM   
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What? And give up strawberries and peaches? Never!

Give some food to the person on the street corner with the sign, "Will work for food."

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/14/2008 3:17:19 PM   
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I can't because he said he will work for the food. So instead find him a job and then send him to the food bank.


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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/14/2008 5:26:31 PM   
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Can't, didn't clean my house. Instead I got him a motel room for a week.

Write a novel.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/14/2008 6:47:11 PM   
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how about if I send out the Birthday cards I never get around to writing?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/18/2008 2:23:38 AM   
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My brain's not big enough.

Invite someone who never has anyone do anything nice for them to go on vacation with you.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/18/2008 6:39:03 PM   
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If no one does nice things for them, the poor dear doesn't deserve having to put up with grumpy me on their vacation.

Go decorate your neighbor's car with smiley decals.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/18/2008 11:10:08 PM   
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Okay I will but when it's closer to when I leave for my vacation and then I won't have to face the music.


Go pick the weeds in the church yard.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 7/19/2008 12:31:13 AM   
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Have you seen my church yard? It's huge! That would take all day!

Give some encouragement to a customer service person who's having a hard day dealing with angry customers.

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