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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:17:10 PM

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Why is it that I'm too tired to think of anything brilliant?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:17:52 PM

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Hmmm... I thought they were pretty good questions.. not brilliant maybe... but not bad... See previous post of mine.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:22:59 PM

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I thought they were quite brilliant. I just can't think of any myself...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:46:03 PM

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O Great One:

What is a computer's first sign of old age?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:50:46 PM

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Page 3 and no one told me this was here??????

I thought we still had some posts to go on the other thread...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:52:57 PM

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Hey Lioness. There is a new thread.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:53:38 PM

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Lioness, Kerrlaw has a new thread... old one was full.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:55:16 PM

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New thread? No kidding. Thanks for the heads up!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:55:47 PM

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Lioness, you gotta keep up.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:59:54 PM

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Lioness, you gotta keep up.

Story of my life, Santa. Always a day late and a dollar short.

BTW, I was hoping to be able to get down there on the 28th but, alas, I won't be able to. If I coulda come, I was going to give you a hug and a kiss on the cheek and thank you for all the nice stuff over the years. Since I can't do that, I have to settle for telling you. Thanks very much.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 10:16:26 PM

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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Yes, it's called Heaven.

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

Page 3 and no one told me this was here??????

I thought we still had some posts to go on the other thread...

I'll post a link, I was going to this morning and time got away from me.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 10:25:28 PM

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Kerrlaw Takes the Stand

What kind of a stand was it, and what was your penalty for taking it?

It was a news stand.

My penalty was to read the entire Currents Events folder.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 10:27:15 PM

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Would have been nice for you to join us and for us to meet you but maybe another time.

You are welcome for the nice gifts over the years.

Only poster I know that can post in a closed link is Kath!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 10:42:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: danielmount

I noticed the new thread this morning, and logged on to ask my favorite question:

O wise Kerr, why is it that we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

Because you are in Ohio.

For those not in Ohio, it has something to do with global warming.

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ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

Kerr can you tell me why it it when the TV station is having trouble broadcasting they tell you to "Please stand by"? I really do not like to stand for that time when sitting in more comfortable.

Do you want to be comfortable or do you want to watch TV?

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ORIGINAL: smithtim

I have two questions.

#1. I have never really understood the hot water heater. Why do you need to heat water that is already hot?

Turn the water heater off tonight and post after your shower tomorrow morning. You should be very alert then.

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#2. What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other direction?

Like THIS.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 10:47:48 PM

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Happy Birthday, Ellie-Mae!!!

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Happy Birthday James!

Happy Birthday to Dude and Ellie From Big Orange Country

Were you two separated at birth?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 10:48:49 PM

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Yep. She got the good looks. I'm jealous.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:00:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: elastic

just 3 questions...

when you ship styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Foam rubber.

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how can a house burn up and burn down at the same time....

Because it is both flammable and inflammable.

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and....do you use mortar to keep the bricks together, or to keep them apart?

You use it to keep them in line. I'm thinking of applying some to this thread.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:06:20 PM

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and....do you use mortar to keep the bricks together, or to keep them apart?

You use it to keep them in line. I'm thinking of applying some to this thread.

The older I get, the more helpful that might be.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:10:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta

O Great One:

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

You have answered your own question with a question. The term for this is "conquire", which is not to be confused with conkerr.

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O Great One:

What is a computer's first sign of old age?

It starts to lose it's...

...something.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:14:29 PM

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Oh Wise Kerrlaw,

Have you really seen a Simon and Patrick Folk guitar? I couldn't tell if you were just teasing me in your other thread or not.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:24:07 PM

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Yep. She got the good looks. I'm jealous.

Hah!

You are so kind. Does this mean that you got the brains?

I just noticed that you are just one year younger than me.

It is my secret ambition to to make everyone in CW one relatives. I have twin sister, a little sister, a sister-in-law, a forums mother, and now I have a little brother (and that doesn't include the CW members that I actually live with!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:30:43 PM

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COUNSELOR KERRLAW,

Is there a statute of limitations on grade changing offenses?

When I taught, I found four grades changed one year. Things got ugly.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:36:46 PM

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Oh Wise Kerrlaw,

Have you really seen a Simon and Patrick Folk guitar? I couldn't tell if you were just teasing me in your other thread or not.

I looked it up HERE

I liked the name. My SIL is Simon and my college roommate was Patrick.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:39:36 PM

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I'm too sleepy to continue.

See you all tomorrow.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 11:44:37 PM

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Have a good night!

I think it is a pretty guitar. Here it is at their site.

Here is the A&L that I'm also looking at. They also have it in black, which is kind of fun and rebellious. It's the one I'm leaning towards.

I've never had a steel string guitar, and hubby wanted to buy me one for my birthday this year. My birthday came and went many months ago...I'm a slow shopper.

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