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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 7:49:43 PM   
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It would be nice if you could have a fish fry (assuming that they catch anything... )

Yes...that is if they can find someone to cook it for them...ick...I hate cooking fish!!! Besides that is the night we all meet at Tony's!



You could always pack them in your suitcase for the trip home.

Don't think so....do you not know how hot it is down here...by the time we get to the SC stateline folks would be able to smell us before we reached them.
Hubby said something about taking the cooler and freezing them then packing them on ice right before we leave. I hate to be a spoil sport but I'm hoping they don't catch any. Usually when he flyfishes he will catch and release.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 7:54:41 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 8:01:09 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 8:16:03 PM   
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Your avatar is a low angle shot across a tile top kitchen counter with a tea kettle handle sticking up in the background



That is correct.

The significance is that is was taken at the Singles Get Together two week ago.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 8:21:38 PM   
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It would be nice if you could have a fish fry (assuming that they catch anything... )

Yes...that is if they can find someone to cook it for them...ick...I hate cooking fish!!! Besides that is the night we all meet at Tony's!



You could always pack them in your suitcase for the trip home.

Don't think so....do you not know how hot it is down here...by the time we get to the SC stateline folks would be able to smell us before we reached them.
Hubby said something about taking the cooler and freezing them then packing them on ice right before we leave. I hate to be a spoil sport but I'm hoping they don't catch any. Usually when he flyfishes he will catch and release.


Kind of reminds me of limburger cheese on the radiator trick...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 8:27:31 PM   
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It would be nice if you could have a fish fry (assuming that they catch anything... )

Yes...that is if they can find someone to cook it for them...ick...I hate cooking fish!!! Besides that is the night we all meet at Tony's!



You could always pack them in your suitcase for the trip home.

Don't think so....do you not know how hot it is down here...by the time we get to the SC stateline folks would be able to smell us before we reached them.
Hubby said something about taking the cooler and freezing them then packing them on ice right before we leave. I hate to be a spoil sport but I'm hoping they don't catch any. Usually when he flyfishes he will catch and release.


Kind of reminds me of limburger cheese on the radiator trick...
How about Sardines on the manifold...when my youngest brother got married one of his wife's cousins did that to them!!! He and his wife changed their wedding date from November to June when they found out we set our's for August. So I told him that is what he got for changing the date to beat us down the aisle!! Also...Virginia's state laws take affect July 1st...guess who had to have blood tests to get their marrige license and who didn't???? Yep...we didn't!!!! ~This was back in 1984...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:12:11 PM   
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
That is unclear as of yet. The woodchucks have formed a union, and their representative released a statement today that we are putting too much pressure to find out what they would do under circumstances that are just not so. They are asking for a settlement of $1,000,000 or someone to show them what in the world "chucking wood" actually is. I told them to go talk to Kerr...


And now that we know I have too much time on my hands...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:18:42 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:22:12 PM   
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That's ok dude... It just makes you more entertaining...

He's actually a wood chuck in a minister's clothing!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:22:40 PM   
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That's ok dude... It just makes you more entertaining...

He's actually a wood chuck in a minister's clothing!!!
Now you went and told my secret!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:24:10 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:25:27 PM   
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I've never known any woodchucks who type and talk before. You are quite talented!
And I tackle too... don't forget that.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:26:06 PM   
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I've never known any woodchucks who type and talk before. You are quite talented!

One of his many talents!!!!

Goodnight all...going to call it an early night!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:28:26 PM   
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James, I'm surprised that with all the times you've tackled me, I never noticed you were a woodchuck before... Apparently my observation skills need to be honed...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:31:59 PM   
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Goodnight Lynn!

James, I'm surprised that with all the times you've tackled me, I never noticed you were a woodchuck before... Apparently my observation skills need to be honed...
You didn't? *GASP*

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:34:35 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:35:37 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 9:39:04 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 10:12:52 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 10:17:32 PM   
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I have first hand knowledge that if one gets too close to a woodchuck it will sneer at you. It's most intimidating.



I've been sneered at many times but never by a woodchuck. LOL
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 10:19:53 PM   
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?



Because a flotation device won't get you sucked into a burning jet engine.


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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


Once, in Chattanooga


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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?


Some idiot coming the other way will flash his bright lights at you.


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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?


Bourbon.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 10:35:17 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 10:37:03 PM   
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Why is it that I'm too tired to think of anything brilliant?


Lack of Cherry Garcia.


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Hey Mike, remember at Tony's when I said that I would like to serve on jury duty? Well the Circuit Court of Sevier County has decided to grant my wish. I didn't know that the term is for TWO MONTHS.

Can you tell if these will be criminal or civil trials? Or maybe a grand jury?


The Circuit Court Clerk can tell you. You are probably subject to being called for both criminal and civil. I doubt that it is grand jury.

Very few criminal cases go to trial these days. We haven't had one in our county in over two years.


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Why is it that when you start reading different threads the subject of FOOD always comes up in nearly every one of those threads?


It is the only vice that we can't live without.


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Why is it that we are always excited to go somewhere, but never want to pack???


Funny, I am excited to pack, but don't want to go anywhere.


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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?



The average is 390 butt cords per day.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 10:42:05 PM   
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I think it is a pretty guitar. Here it is at their site.

Here is the A&L that I'm also looking at. They also have it in black, which is kind of fun and rebellious. It's the one I'm leaning towards.


Mrs. K and I vote for the cool black guitar. And it's cedar so it will smell good.

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I've never had a steel string guitar, and hubby wanted to buy me one for my birthday this year. My birthday came and went many months ago...I'm a slow shopper.


I appreciate that delayed gratification is a virtue, but if you wait too long, Mr. cranky may want to combine two birthday gifts into one.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/19/2008 10:58:16 PM   
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Why is it that I'm too tired to think of anything brilliant?


Lack of Cherry Garcia.


You are very wise.

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