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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/30/2008 5:11:42 PM
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Kerrlaw
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No, just sprinkle a little gasoline in the back of the car and toss in a match. That should take care of it.
How can I stop dogs from drinking out of the little boy peeing fountain?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/30/2008 6:31:16 PM
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Carleejoan
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Pour some sour lemon juice in the fountain or vinegar.
How can get my dog to stop putting his wet nose on the glass of my windows?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/31/2008 2:01:13 PM
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still4gvn
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keep all the windows open.
how can I get dh to change his priorities?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/31/2008 2:21:46 PM
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Carleejoan
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Type up a list of new priorities and give it to him. I'm he'll be pleased to receive it. Then plan to go to a marriage retreat and regular marriage counseling.
I need to get organized to go on our trip. What should I do first?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/31/2008 4:45:11 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Take a long nap until 20 minutes before departure. You will be both energized and inspired.
What is the best way to clean a portable fan?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 7/31/2008 6:53:09 PM
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Carleejoan
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Call from another number that he doesn't know as he's out or he's avoiding your call.
How do I get my courage up to go to a hairdresser for a trim? They scare me. I used to be a hairdresser. LOL
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/1/2008 6:15:56 PM
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Carleejoan
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Yes we need "catty" people in office and better if they really are cats!! LOL
If I used a weed wacker on my hair would I look like Tina Turner??? LOL How do I use a weed wacker anyway?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/2/2008 1:21:52 PM
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still4gvn
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Well, if you can't use the weed whacker, just bleach your hair too often and it'll all break off.
California to NY: walking is good, but since you're in a hurry use your skateboard.
OK, Cat is running for office. Now she needs a good campaign slogan.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/8/2008 12:28:09 PM
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still4gvn
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If I don't exercise, I get tired and weak easily. If I do exercise, I am tired and sore. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/12/2008 3:34:58 PM
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revbob4God
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Buy a cute exercise suit and just act like you just finished exercising.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/12/2008 4:11:53 PM
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still4gvn
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Well, there is a group here called "The Sedentary Sousa Band". They are older and march and baton twirl while keeping seated. (really) Perhaps I could find a sedentary exercise group? LOL
Kittycat is too hot in this weather with her very long black fur. What should we do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/12/2008 4:36:48 PM
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revbob4God
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shave her and then put her in front of the A/C vent.
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Isaiah 45:18
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/12/2008 8:17:30 PM
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still4gvn
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RevBob: you also need to post a question.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/12/2008 11:44:22 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Kittycat is too hot in this weather with her very long black fur. What should we do?
Keep he in the fridge during the day.
Mrs. Kerrlaw is always tense the first week of school, how can I calm her down?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/13/2008 7:58:51 AM
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revbob4God
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RevBob: you also need to post a question.
oops, sorry.
Kerrlaw, just keep repeating "It's all in your mind."
What's a good way to get Mrs. Revbob to take her cough medicine?
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For thus saith the Lord that created the heavens; God himself that formed the earth and made it; he hath established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I the Lord; and none else.
Isaiah 45:18
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/13/2008 8:27:21 AM
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Memaw.
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What's a good way to get Mrs. Revbob to take her cough medicine?
Tell her it's candy!
What can I do to make my hair grow faster?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/13/2008 11:16:55 AM
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mrsrevbob
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Sorry, this did not work.
Does a type of kleenex exist that can have lotion in it or something?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/13/2008 12:35:09 PM
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still4gvn
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Memaw: try grabbing handfulls of hair and pulling hard.
MrsRev: sure, just use the rags the mechanics have used to check oil and clean the engine. They'll have plenty of oil already on them.
How can I get dh to slow down? He's helping 3 people move this week. He's retired and used to be a computer tech, not a mover.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/14/2008 9:16:44 PM
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still4gvn
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LOL I'll try that next time. This time I got him to go with me on a two day vacation.
Well, folks keep telling me that shaving my legs just makes the hair grow out faster. So shave your head and see if that makes it get long quick.
Seems like a lot of my body parts sag lower and lower. What should I do?
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