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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/3/2008 3:49:50 PM   
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What is the best way to annoy my parents???


Get a pot and a metal spoon and bang on it continually, tell them you joined a band and you are practicing.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/3/2008 4:16:41 PM   
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Hey, guys. I'm bored of doing my work... not that there isn't anything to do, I'm just bored. All my snacks are gone, I've had a stretch break, and about an hour remains. What shall I do?

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/3/2008 4:19:16 PM   
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If you used the 55 gallon drum as I suggested it may be a good idea to go make sure that there is enough fuel in there to keep the fire going until Monday. If you can find wood siding on a building nearby I would pry that off and use it.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/3/2008 4:23:05 PM   
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If you used the 55 gallon drum as I suggested it may be a good idea to go make sure that there is enough fuel in there to keep the fire going until Monday. If you can find wood siding on a building nearby I would pry that off and use it.


LOL!! Who wants to join me for a bonfire? I'll even bring the graham crackers, mashmallows, and chocolate!!

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 1:11:24 AM   
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And we don't need no stinking long sticks. We can hold them in our hands.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 11:08:39 AM   
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And we don't need no stinking long sticks. We can hold them in our hands.


I'd say that is the BEST BAD ADVICE so far.....LMHO

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 2:01:51 PM   
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Grace, you could always just leave work without letting anyone know.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 2:05:59 PM   
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What should I do when I visit my weak and sick 89 year ols grandmother???

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 3:48:25 PM   
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Grace, you could always just leave work without letting anyone know.


LOLOLOL!!!! NOBODY knows when I leave!! Even if I leave a couple of hours early, the supervisors don't care! If I come in late, nobody cares. Freedom!! (I know... EVERYBODY is saying "I want your job" It's up for bids. $1?? Who'll give $1)

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 3:49:45 PM   
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What should I do when I visit my weak and sick 89 year ols grandmother???


You could take her a movie. Bet she'll enjoy watching a "made for young adults" movie.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 3:53:56 PM   
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Off-topic: (Sorry, but I just have to) Michelle, that is a beautiful picture!

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 3:59:43 PM   
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Off-topic: (Sorry, but I just have to) Michelle, that is a beautiful picture!


Thanks!! I think it came with this computer as a screen saver or sample picture or something.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 8:00:24 PM   
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What should I do when I visit my weak and sick 89 year ols grandmother???


Take her hiking. The fresh air will do her good.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/4/2008 8:05:07 PM   
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What should I do when I visit my weak and sick 89 year ols grandmother???


I know a few wonderful bonding activities ... whitewater rafting, skydiving ... bungie jumping. Y'all would have SOOOOOOOO much fun together!

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:11:04 PM   
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What should I wear to Church???

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:12:39 PM   
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Your bathing suit.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:20:51 PM   
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What should I do with my 2 hour layover in Atlanta on Friday??


I hear there is a really great aquarium in Atlanta. You could go there and jump in one of the tanks naked and swim.


LOL But first, you should go to the Coca-Cola Museum and try all the different varieties of Coke, then go to The Cheesecake Factory and gorge on cheesecake. Then you could get on some roller coasters at Six Flags and go to White Water to clean the vomit off of ya (or get under the sprinkler things at Centennial Olympic Park). Let's see...you could go to Stone Mountain Park and climb the mountian (the part that's fenced off - don't worry, you won't fall to your death). Bring your skateboard - it'll make for a quicker trip back down the mountain. After you're all scratched up from the mountian, THEN go swim naked in the shark tank at the Georgia Aquarium. They really aren't all that crazy about blood...really. Or if you prefer more attention, get in the tank with the balluga whales - they always have people watching them.

Oh! And how can I forget?! You have to go to The Varsity for lunch, when it's really hot (pretty much anytime), and load up on a bunch of greasy food. They have special oil - it has no cholesterol. LOL You can rent a bike and ride the Silver Comet Trail to work off all those calories.

(BTW, yes, we do have TGI Fridays here. Yum.)

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:22:55 PM   
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What should I wear to Church???


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Your bathing suit.



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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:35:38 PM   
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I never agree with my pastor's preaching. I think he's dumb. What should I do?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:37:42 PM   
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You should get your Bible march right up to him, point in his face and say "you're wrong!"

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:49:06 PM   
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What should I wear to Church???


Go in drag.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:51:05 PM   
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What should I wear to Church???


Go in drag.


Some people do.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 2:57:35 PM   
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What should I wear to Church???


Wear something that doesn't show any parts of your body...no ankles, no shoulders, no neck....some men find them very sexy, and you wouldn't want to cause your brothers to sin, do you. You know what the bible say about causing your brothers to fall into sin. So, never, ever show up in church showing any skin! Even wear a burka if you have to.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 3:02:11 PM   
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I never agree with my pastor's preaching. I think he's dumb. What should I do?
take a walkman with you to church...... you can take one that has a radeo, and listen to your favorite radio ministry, and then after church, when you shake your (dumb) preachers hand, you can honestly say "that was a wonderful sermon I just listened too"

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 3:08:29 PM   
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What should I do when I visit my weak and sick 89 year ols grandmother???


I know a few wonderful bonding activities ... whitewater rafting, skydiving ... bungie jumping. Y'all would have SOOOOOOOO much fun together!


lolol!

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