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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 3:39:36 PM
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trainfan
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What should I wear to Church???
Dress up as a superhero.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 3:43:26 PM
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trainfan
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I never agree with my pastor's preaching. I think he's dumb. What should I do?
Make a dunce cap and bring it church. After the sermon walk onto the platform and say "I think you lost this" and put it on his head.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 4:07:05 PM
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The nextime the Pastor says something you disagree with. Stand up and say "I think we need a new pastor, all in favor say I, those opposed can go to church else where."
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 4:08:59 PM
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saraimay75
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I never agree with my pastor's preaching. I think he's dumb. What should I do?
Stand-up on the pew while he is preaching and yell " YOUR WRONG!!!! YOUR WRONG!!! YOUR WRONG!!! YOUR A FAKE!!! AND ALL THAT LISTEN TO TO YOU AND BELIEVE YOU ARE MISINFORMED. AND THEY WILL NOT BE GOING TO HEAVEN. DUE TO YOUR FALSE TEACHINGS. I KEEP ON PRAYING THAT YOUR PREACHING WILL CHANGE BUT MY PRAYER HAVE NOT BEEN ANSWERED.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 4:31:24 PM
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woodwind228
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ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker
I never agree with my pastor's preaching. I think he's dumb. What should I do?
Stand up and proclaim, "Get thee behind me Satan!", and promptly walk out.
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These things I have spoken to you, so that in Me you may have peace. In the world you have tribulation, but take courage; I have overcome the world. --John 16:33 KJV
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 5:53:09 PM
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ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker
I never agree with my pastor's preaching. I think he's dumb. What should I do?
Stand up and proclaim, "Get thee behind me Satan!", and promptly walk out.
And do it while wearing the church lady suit too!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 6:23:36 PM
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What should I do with my 2 hour layover in Atlanta on Friday??
I hear there is a really great aquarium in Atlanta. You could go there and jump in one of the tanks naked and swim.
LOL But first, you should go to the Coca-Cola Museum and try all the different varieties of Coke, then go to The Cheesecake Factory and gorge on cheesecake. Then you could get on some roller coasters at Six Flags and go to White Water to clean the vomit off of ya (or get under the sprinkler things at Centennial Olympic Park). Let's see...you could go to Stone Mountain Park and climb the mountian (the part that's fenced off - don't worry, you won't fall to your death). Bring your skateboard - it'll make for a quicker trip back down the mountain. After you're all scratched up from the mountian, THEN go swim naked in the shark tank at the Georgia Aquarium. They really aren't all that crazy about blood...really. Or if you prefer more attention, get in the tank with the balluga whales - they always have people watching them.
Oh! And how can I forget?! You have to go to The Varsity for lunch, when it's really hot (pretty much anytime), and load up on a bunch of greasy food. They have special oil - it has no cholesterol. LOL You can rent a bike and ride the Silver Comet Trail to work off all those calories.
(BTW, yes, we do have TGI Fridays here. Yum.)
you forgot to tell her to order a FO!!!! 
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/5/2008 7:36:07 PM
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woodwind228
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ORIGINAL: woodwind228
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ORIGINAL: saraimay75
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ORIGINAL: FunBetty
What should I do with my 2 hour layover in Atlanta on Friday??
I hear there is a really great aquarium in Atlanta. You could go there and jump in one of the tanks naked and swim.
LOL But first, you should go to the Coca-Cola Museum and try all the different varieties of Coke, then go to The Cheesecake Factory and gorge on cheesecake. Then you could get on some roller coasters at Six Flags and go to White Water to clean the vomit off of ya (or get under the sprinkler things at Centennial Olympic Park). Let's see...you could go to Stone Mountain Park and climb the mountian (the part that's fenced off - don't worry, you won't fall to your death). Bring your skateboard - it'll make for a quicker trip back down the mountain. After you're all scratched up from the mountian, THEN go swim naked in the shark tank at the Georgia Aquarium. They really aren't all that crazy about blood...really. Or if you prefer more attention, get in the tank with the balluga whales - they always have people watching them.
Oh! And how can I forget?! You have to go to The Varsity for lunch, when it's really hot (pretty much anytime), and load up on a bunch of greasy food. They have special oil - it has no cholesterol. LOL You can rent a bike and ride the Silver Comet Trail to work off all those calories.
(BTW, yes, we do have TGI Fridays here. Yum.)
you forgot to tell her to order a FO!!!!
You're right! How could I forget...it goes so great with grease! LOL Nekkid dog or not...
ETA: They were profiled on a program that aired today on PBS, among other places. "What'll ya have?"
< Message edited by woodwind228 -- 7/6/2008 10:45:07 PM >
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These things I have spoken to you, so that in Me you may have peace. In the world you have tribulation, but take courage; I have overcome the world. --John 16:33 KJV
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 12:53:36 PM
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trainfan
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It's pouring outside again! So I am bored what should I do?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 1:08:39 PM
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It's pouring outside again! So I am bored what should I do?
Did you know if you cover yourself in Crisco and take a running start you can slide all the way across the living room carpet? Give it a try!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 1:12:42 PM
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JustJeannie
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It's pouring outside again! So I am bored what should I do?
Did you know if you cover yourself in Crisco and take a running start you can slide all the way across the living room carpet? Give it a try!
TOO FUNNY!!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 1:49:54 PM
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I'm planning to go car shopping on Saturday. What kind of car should I be looking for?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 2:20:10 PM
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A straight stick with about 250K miles on it, no AC, and a speedometer that doesn't work. 
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 2:24:16 PM
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saraimay75
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It's pouring outside again! So I am bored what should I do?
Dance naked in the rain.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 2:27:23 PM
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saraimay75
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It still bad advice.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 2:28:34 PM
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sunluvingirl
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It still bad advice.
Definitely!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/7/2008 4:21:20 PM
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John_O
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It's pouring outside again! So I am bored what should I do?
Dance naked in the rain.
The folks down at the retirement village near here have been known to do that. I know this is the bad advice thread but even I cannot in good conscience advise anyone to go watch.
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